Its time at last to elect a President for the entire planet. This is due to the untimely death of the last President, Voting Machine 100101010. See what happens when you use electronic voting devices, they elect their own. Sign up and compete to get your party's candidate on the ballot. Political parties have basically fallen apart so you have to form your own. And it is not a single person that wins but everyone in the party.
I am forming the Balerion's Esteemed Star Trek party, also known as BEST. Our mission: to explore strange, new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
And then conquer them because after all we are better. Under my rule all Earthicans will get a new moneyless society in which there is eternal peace.
I'm forming the Shut the Heck Up Everybody (SHUE) Party. I'm running. As president, I promise to: Do nothing about the enviroment (we're going to die anyway!) Convert all countries units into metric Convert all languages into Latin Make corn and rice that can be grown in most parts (except cold places) of the world And most importantly... TELL EVERYBODY TO SHUT THE HECK UP!
Maybe I am appealing to China. Think how many votes that is! Also, don't let anyone else know. It's a secret.
I, representitive of China, will do nothing to do with you. Your government will be overcomed with destruction, violence and chaos before you can say "Huh, president of the world has a comfy seat."
I propose everybody to join my group, The Enviromental Armorgamers And Other Nature Friendly People Party (TEAAONFPP). Everyday we will plant 600 trees over each of the continents and we will pay anyone who contributes to our seedpile/watering gang. We will also keep the human race from producing as many offspring and let the animals gain more numbers. We also will make most beasts tame and give them to people as pets...
SO JOIN MY COOL ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY GROUP, MY FIRST JOINER WILL BE PART OF MY WORDLDY GOVERNMENT. You can choose which country you're interested in though...
1. KILL ALL F-ING TURTLES AND MUSHROOMS ON F-ING LEGS 2. Save every single princess in the world even if they are safe already. 3. Torture all the turtle-dragons! 4. I will kill you whenever i feel like it. 5. Kill everyone in other parties.
I am running a campagin No Bill's and whatever you want NBAWYW as presidant I rpomise to: Let you do what you want Not let you pay bills Give you more work money Give you anything you want And give you free toast on Saturdays anything else please contact me
i am signing up the soul society if you join you will: die and become a soil reaper under my command when you are under my command you will get bankai(the most bad ass weapon of all) you will get to kill giant monsters you will get to attack all mario campain people if you want Free giant cookies and soda on every weekend and the first 3 people to join are officialy my roayl guards unless they cant fight then they are my advisers if you can think of anything else pm me