Whats the funniest thing thats happened to you or a family member. For me, my grandpa was mowing his lawn. he was on a hill. There was tomato wire in the way, so he tried to get it out of the way while still on the mower. He wound up flipping the mower. He was o.k, but my family made fun of Life alert for his situation with a walkie talkie strapped to a helmet to protect against lawn mower flips (doesn't work) X ).
I know thats a old joke but im serious it was the first shot that made me tense up and i squeezed the trigger again and hit my foot again and i was only wearing socks so it hurt like hell.
I've managed to shoot myself in the foot many of times in the past but last week was horrible Y.Y
Also shot myself in the but with the same bebe gun...Don't Ask
Once, my brother was trying to kick his feet up as high as he could, on slippery wooden floor (smooth, as in polished) He was wearing socks, while listening to his MP3. Then he fell over on his butt, and his MP3 broke because it was in his back pocket. I laughed, and couldn't stop.
On New Years Eve in 2008 I woke up and I had to really go take a piss so I got up and hit my head on my book case approximately on my nose right between my eyes. So I fall back down and sorta doze off for another 5 minutes then try to get back up and I hit my head on the same place. Only this time there was blood! So in the end I just said screw this crap and went back to bed.
Then on New Years Day I yet again had to go to the bathroom so I try to get up and I hit my head on my book case again in the same damn spot! Unbelievable! So I repeat and try to get back up again and hit my head again! Now my nose was bleeding almost like I got hit in the face with a baseball bat and my nose is scarred where I hit it. So I just went back to sleep and tald god to F*** off.
I guess I was just destined to have bad luck that year. XD and all I wanted to do was just empty my bladder! Is that really to much to ask! Well is it!
