burn OR freeze to death?
Freeze. It would hurt less, and my body would be less damaged.
be too fat OR be too skinny?
Too fat. That way, I can get my own sitcom and be funny without telling any jokes.
eat a spider OR eat a worm?
The spider. It generally has a bit more mean than the worm.
drown OR suffocate to death?
Suffocate. Like burning/freezing one, suffocating would damage my body a lot less. Though, if I really had a choice, I would not choose either.
be a cat OR be a dog?
Cat. They don't have to live their life with their tongue outside of their mouth. And they can climb much better than dogs can. If my owner was coming at me with a baseball bat, a dog wouldn't be able to climb up onto a high shelf to avoid it.
be shot OR be stabed?
Stabbed. The survival rate is higher.
be 10 years younger OR be 10 years older?
Older. My teenhood sucked.
go to the moon OR go to mars?
Mars. It's red. The moon is not.
jump off a plane OR jump off a high building?
Plane. If I jump off without a parachute, I'm most likely to land in the middle of nowhere and die undisturbed. If I jump off a high building without a parachute, I'd probably land in the street, as high buildings are generally next to streets, and get vandalized. But, there is no rule in the question saying that I can't bring a parachute, so I choose the plane because the fall will be longer and more enjoyable.
be a zombie OR be a vampire?
Vampire. They can control their actions much better than zombies can. Zombies can't really think for themselves and therefore they get killed easily. Vampires are much more difficult to kill, and you get to fly around as a little bat whenever you want. Though that can lead to the risk of being consumed by an owl...
be rich and unhappy OR be poor and happy?
Rich and unhappy. At least I'd be rich.
work at burger king OR wal mart?
Walmart. The employees get paid more and you don't have to do as much.
live in the country OR live in a big city?
City. I already live there, and the country is boring and secluded.
Here are my answers if you don't care to read my reasoning:
Freeze
Fat
Spider
Suffocate
Cat
Stabbed
Older
Mars
Plane
Vampire
Rich
Walmart
City