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thisisnotanalt
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Farmer

This class is pessimist-nihilist - it wants life to end, and classes to stop being made up, despite not grasping the point of making up classes whatsoever.

Ignorance

CD: 0

focus: 0

Make an enemy faint, wake up, and start cutting itself due to the vicious singularity of the player's ignorance. Deals 233% of your instinct as damage, but makes you stupider.

Btw, this class is instinct-based.

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firetail_madness
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Life of leet

Deal damage to the enemy and yourself equal to 1337% of your instinct.

CD: 1
Use: 3
5 Focus

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Farmer

Omega-Redneck form

Turn into a viciously uninformed, inbred redneck for the rest of the battle. Focus cost absorbed by compulsory moonshine intake 3 times per turn. You'll be healed to full health before and after evey attack, though after 6 healings you'll begin to lose focus due to extreme drunkenness. Also quadruples your instinct, though speed goes down to 1. Health is quadrupled too.

CD: 99

focus: 100 (restored instantly by moonshine)

firetail_madness
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Wrath Of Classes

Attack the enemy for 100% of all your piercings.

CD: 0
Use: 1
15 Focus

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Farmer

Grammar Spam

Forget all grammatical rules and blast the existence of classes blindly and ignorantly. since all enemies have classes, they get their widdle feewings hurt and their very existence begins to reverse itself. Instantly ills all enemies in the battlefield. This move always goes first in the battle.

CD: 0

Focus: 0

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Farmer

**instantly kills all enemies on the battlefield

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Kinky

Attack the enemy for 10% of your kinkiness. Also gives you the buff, "kinky" which raises kinkiness by 150% for 99 turns. This effect can stack.

CD: 0
Use: 1
Focus: 0

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Farmer

Kinktastic

Increases kinkiness by 12345678987654321234% for 123456789 turns.

CD: 0

Uses: 1

Focus: 0

Note: best used in tandem with the 'kinky' attack

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Hidden Kinky
Stat

Too bad you'll never know your amount of kinkiness.

playaholic
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playaholic
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Farmer

wow...
this is quick retribution...
can you make a counter attack class?(it's just an idea,though,i've got more!)

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,540 posts
Blacksmith

You make it, if ya'd like.
Try staying on topic, please.

PWNjk
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PWNjk
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Nomad

dumb staff
30 smuco class
+1872638236492386492765926345926345567987643469874 instint
+ infinity kinkiness
[i]to bad your a dummy

ryonic
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ryonic
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Nomad

Failed school

Passive

Instinct decreased by 194760283058720486820194%

But increases your "instrengct" by 8290385950281934% which makes you so dumb you forgot how to make up classes.

the_manta
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Peasant

You's Ign'ant
You're so ignorant to what's going on around you, you've decreased the damage AND instinct by 50%.

ryonic
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ryonic
693 posts
Nomad

I'm telling!!!

CD: 0, 28931098391 Focus

I'm gonna tell the teacher you did random classes!!! See you in principles office!!! > >

_S_K_E_
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_S_K_E_
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Nomad

Yawn, boring.
Costs 0 focus
CD: 0

Boring classes are boring, kill or stun yourself.

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