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Eat the pie as fast as you can. Don't worry about savoring your food; it isn't like you're eating the last pie on earth.

Take your time, remember, "Slow and steady wins the race". I suggest bringing a napkin to tuck into your shirt as well as a fork and knife to eat it with properly.

Well if there are no rules around using your hands, I'd totally ditch the fork and knife and grab it with your hands! Save savoring for another day and just eat without enjoying (unless of course you have no intention to try and win...then just do whatever you want)! If it is just one small pie or one piece I'd just stuff it as fast as possible. If it is monstrous, start to pace yourself. Your brain begins to realize your body is full about 20 minutes after you truly are full, but hopefully you will be done before that!

Become sedentary; absorb your food through pores in your skin.

And remain stationary for the rest of your life. You know.

Thanks, but I need a bit more tips, please.
The pie contest starts soon!!!

Don't eat within 24 hours of the contest.

Drink some water before the contest so it will help absorb the pie during the contest. Or, better yet, drink some acid so it will dissolve the pie!

What kind of pie are you going to eat? Key-Lime pie is the best!

ummm starve urself

ummm starve urself

thanks guys, but the contest is done. I lost...
[b]BUT there will be a new contest next year.
Keep on posting tips!

Try not to chew that much as it will ache your jaw, try to break it up as much as you can with your tongue and swallow like a p**n star!!!!

lol throw it in a blender and drink it lol

Don't chew. Swallow the piece whole. Also, don't bother with utensils. Dive in face first.