Setting: Camera crews are interviewing a documenting a typical family and there day for a TV show. They go to interview the little bow, and he is playing with his toys, barely looking at the camera, but talking there ear off about random things and what he enjoys to do and play life, when suddenly he starts talking about something they find quite, odd... (Lack of punctuation is purposeful, you know how little kids talk...)
BOY: Momma says I should not go near the gardener because he is a very bad man and i need to keep away from him but i am not sure what she means because he think he is awful nice he came up to me yesterday and said hi and ruffled my hair and I liked how nice he is and so i think i am going to ignore momma and talk to him because he is so friendly and he said that tomorrow he will take me in his van and give me candy then we will go down to the river and go fishing and play down there and i am awful exited because i think it will be a lot of fun but just please don't momma because she might get angry with me.
