I know that this will probably be locked as well, along with subsequent such threads. In my opinion this is quite biased since the Hate America thread has been allowed to thrive. Regaurdless of such bias if you can hate one country you can always hate another.
Anyway, Lets see. Their army is on vacation, they say Eh all the time for no reason, their parliment is in an igloo, and all their land is good for is growing vast tracts of moose.