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ZeroComp
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Nomad

All turkey men post here

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Ernie15
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Bard

You mean the people with the turkey armatar? Or is this some strange reference to something?

Cenere
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Jester

Oh, don't worry Ernie, you have just missed some of the government's less successful experiments, like mixing bird and human DNA. The experiment was a success, but sadly, out of all the bird species, only the turkeys worked.

Ernie15
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Bard

Well then, those poor turkey men will be sad to hear that Thanksgiving is just around the corner!

jkmadman1
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Nomad

yeah the military is mixing avian(bird) and humanoid(human) D.N.A. so they can finish war in Iraq and kill the terrorists.

Gantic
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I created YOU! I CREATED YOU!!! You cannot revolt against your creator!

You see... this is the literal meaning to the metaphor of the mutant chicken.

This is either inviting spam or nonsense. Either of which isn't allowed. And no one seems to have any idea what this topic is supposed to be about.

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