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He has a fist under his chin

Ive also heard another one,

Chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Lol
I love that one

chuck norris' tears can cure cancer... but chuck norris never cries

when chuck norris does push ups he dosnt go down... the earth bows under him

Jesus Can Walk on Water, Chuck Norris Can swim on land.

this is the 5th or 6th thread of it's kind, I believe. mods are going to be all over it.

whatever. Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. now they're just the Islands.

Seems we've had a necromancer pass by. Do not raise the dead threads.



Also, this topic has been made too many times! D:<