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thepyro222
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Yes, I said it, i absolutely abhor the twilight saga... and I can tell you why.

First off, the entire story is completely corny and has been done like 19564539326593232232121462 times and I'm sick of hearing the same crap over and over again. The romance where an average girl that falls in love with a bad guy is just to cliche now. It's been done too much.

I tried reading the book, but the author sucks. I can't stand her writing style, and the book is not that great either.

The movie sucks, too, with terrible actors and terrible acting. Nothing special about set design, camera work, and absolutely no star power. The only thing is that teenage girls want to go see the male actors, that's it.

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ilovemoney249
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Me and my friends laughed the whole time watching. It was like a comedy to us! When people were crying, we were actually laughing. They would tell us to be quiet. Surprised we didn't get kicked out.

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i read the first 200 pages of the first book (dont ask how i even made it that far) i closed the book, and said "im done with licing. if this is what cool is now in this world, then i dont wanna be apart of it" but then i found out that people hated it as much as i do

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Wearewolves? come on Man


I found the werewolves the best part of the whole book (even if they're cliche) :P When I read the first book before it became popular it was tolerable but the whole thing seems pathetic now.
ninjachampion
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Well that was weird it seems to happen I watched New Moon today!

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hate the movie, don't know why it got so much hype

cenation
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cenation
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I hate twilight alot.
All my freinds like it but I hate it.
It sucks is stupid and is absolutely awful.
And to my freinds they suck.

Graham
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Do you hate the actual saga or just the hype about it?

howlett
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I also don't think Edward looks like a vampire, at all...


You know what a vampire looks like, wow!Have you seen The Cirque Du Freak they don't look like vampires either to you?Just saying how can you know what a vampire looks like?
Lyncis
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[quote]I also don't think Edward looks like a vampire, at all...


You know what a vampire looks like, wow!Have you seen The Cirque Du Freak they don't look like vampires either to you?Just saying how can you know what a vampire looks like?[/quote]

They were described in the book as beind SUPER PURDY. Lotsa powder and golden contact lenses just won't do that :P
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the twilight movies bored the crap out of me even more then the books did

Gametesta
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Do you hate the actual saga or just the hype about it?


The only intellectual post in here. No point in arguing with any of you. I average IQ of the people in here is 16-30.
Crab65
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Why does Edward Cullen have a bedroom? Where is his coffin? Why can he go out in daylight without turning to dust?

None of these questions can be answered because Edward Cullen is not a real vampire.

DrElmer
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Why can he go out in daylight without turning to dust?


Maybe he is wearing a special sunblock?

Why am I defending edward cullen?!?!?!
Kyouzou
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The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who donât follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you canât control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When youâre friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. Theyâll even kill that vampire thatâs out to get you for you.

DrElmer
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Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this.


You have never seen me watch a twilight movie.
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