jump in a box and yell"everyone atention of everyone please" when a group(not everyone will look) looks to you yell "fu** you all" and run a lot before die
go into a class run with serious face and say"EVERYONE EVERYONE..I NEED ATTENTION OF EVERYONE" after it you say"thanks for the attention" and leave the room
wearing all red clothes with a boom box playing screamo music all the way up and big sign with an arrow to your face all while screaming "Im dieing, Im dieing"
go to NYC and find the longest line there is and then cut in front of everyone. then when people tell you to get to the back you say, why iv been here the whole time.