one of my best stories is we went on a feild trip to a collage. and we went into the medical area and their was dummys laying around with robes on. so i took one of the dummys and made it look like it had a b0n3r and put its hands on it and it was so funny!. exept the part were i got in trouble. XD
I was over a friends house playing video games. Another friend fo his who I had never met also came over. When he came in he shut the door and said "Anyone who's gay has to leave this room". I casually looked back at him and said "Okay so leave". He replied "No man I'm straight as an arrow"! I said "Your in a closed room with two guys I bet you are". He started rambling "No that's not what I meant." A which point my friend chimed in and told him to shut up before he made himself sound even dumber.
one time i ate french tast for breakfast. 5 minutes later i went up stair s to brush my teeth and i ended up pukin it up cuz my stomach didnt want it i guess xD
