KoS:I put a decoy so that he falls in the trap (one of the presents I was going to give to you) I enter through the chimney and throw the Milk at you! Then, wile you freeze, I let the presents near the tree, and go again.
Sonic...total godmodding. I'll kidnap one of your elves, and put him in a trap, as the bait. When you come to rescue the elf the trap will go off and capture you in a net. Then I will promptly tie you up with the ever handy duct tape and free the elf with the equally handy pocketknife.
*huffs in annoyance* I shall have to use all my Moats for this, won't I? First off: 1. Insane Moat makes a large batch of poisoned milk and cookies, knowing you can't resist them. He will leave them out where you will eat them. When you do, you will instantly be knocked out for 24 hours. 2. Mind-Moat will sneak the same stun poison into the rendeer's magic powder that makes them fly. Then he will make reindeer bacon. 3. Paranoid Moat will go to Mrs. Claus and the elves, saying that there's something wrong with the reindeer. Shouldn't be hard for him. Then he will hit them on the back of the head, knocking them out one by one, with the help of Homicidal Moat. He will then tie them up. 4. Straight Moat will tie up the Clauses, the elves, and Sweet Moat(we all know the weak link will try to free them). 5. All the Moats have a nice Christmas dinner, the main course being reindeer bacon.
Moat: I eat the cookies. The reindeer powder is carefully storedin bags in a room. You only get to knock out the elves who take care of the reindeer. She is in a room. You tie the elves and santa. The remaining elves, led by Sweet Moat, free Santa.
Sonic: Freezing time affects everyone.
RPGuy: I'm far away. I'm in the North Pole, fighting the Moats.
I meant all the elves. Fine. 1. Insane Moat kills Sweet Moat for treason and fraternizing with the enemy. 2. We steal a hydrogen bomb from the Pentagon, leave them an IOU, and use it to blow up the North Pole. 3. Despite the death of all his allies, Santa should be okay because he's on his sled delivering toys now. 4. He should get a call from the police informing him of his wife's death, and go immediately to the North Pole to pay his respects. 5. All the Moats will ambush Claus at the North Pole and tie him up.