This is my religion. First of all, you have to worship me. You never see me or hear from me ever, but you have to worship me anyway. You have to make prayers to me everyday and at every meal. You have to be faithful to me or else you will be put in cage with Chuck Norris. If you are faithful by the time you die, I will take you to an island paradise and strand you there for eternity.
This is what Christianity feels like to me. People say that its irrational not to believe or pray to God, yet we never see him or hear from him. If not, people say you will burn in hell. But how do we know that even exists? I could say that you would be put in a cage with Chuck Norris when you die, but you probably wouldn't believe me because I have no proof. Hell is the same, you have no proof of its existence.
As far as Heaven, we have no proof of it either. No one knows what it is like to die period. That's why I don't believe in Christianity or any other religion for that matter.
