Personally, I'm on the do not disturb list for all fat older men who sit around all year watching little children to see if their "naughty" or "nice" and then break into their homes in the dead of night and leave them something. No one leaves without taking. Think if he decides to break into my house I'm thinking more along the lines of 12 gauge bird shot instead of milk and cookies. Still, makes you wonder what he does with all those elves, guess the north pole still doesn't believe in unions, or isn't allowed to believe in them.
