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Crazy Jay
HP:2525/3000HP
Description:A majorly insane stick dude ninja with awesome skills.
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Environment:A rocky cliff side where temperatures are high.
Weaknesses:Stick dudes, Mental Institutes
Immunities:Kingdom Hearts, Sonic The Hedgehog, Blood, Ninjas, Pain, Surprise, Navy Seals, Explosives, Mario, Blades, Fictional Things
Defenses:Crazy Jay Clone 400/2000 HP
Crazy Jay Clone 400/1000 HP
Crazy Jay Clone 100/700 HP
Crazy Jay Clone 1100/1200 HP
Crazy Jay Robo-Clone 1300/2000 HP
Plasma Auto Turret 300/600 HP
Plasma Auto Turret 300/600 HP
Plasma Auto Turret 300/600 HP
Status:Poisoned -75HP e/turn 6 turns left
Giant
Fatalities:---

sonic:You do that and snipe two, but not killing them. You try to snipe the robo-clone but it merely bounces off and hits you in the eye, go figure. -500HP

A meteor comes from the sky and nails the robo-clone. Strange aliens come out and agree to help you. -600HP

Resisting
Alien Meteor Spawn 800/800 HP
Alien Meteor Spawn 800/800 HP
Alien Meteor Spawn 800/800 HP
Alien Meteor Spawn 800/800 HP

High temperatures on cliff = GLOBAL WARMING.

I send a space heater to the polar ice caps and watch a flood come in, basically causing 2012, 3 years too early.

i snipe then all again, save the robo one.

I rig up an A-10 Thunderbolt's 30mm GAU 8/A Avenger Cannon* and blow the hell out of them all.

*One of the most powerful aircraft cannon ever flown, it fires large depleted uranium armor-piercing shells. In the original design, the pilot could switch between two rates of fire: 2,100 or 4,200 rounds per minute; this was changed to a fixed rate of 3,900 rounds per minute. The cannon takes about half a second to come up to speed, so 50 rounds are fired during the first second, 65 or 70 rounds per second thereafter. The gun is precise; it can place 80% of its shots within a 40-foot (12.4 m) circle from 4,000 feet (1,220 m) while in flight.

I then get 10 miniguns, load em up with mini nuclear warheads, and then proceed to blast the @&£! out of them.

To add insult to utter annhiliation, I raze their screaming bodies with flamethrowers, then pile OVER NINE THOOOOOUUUUUSAAAAAND!!!!1!11
Molotov cocktails on top of them and throw a lighted match at the pile.

I steal Mr T's chains, and crush them under they're vast weight.

I hook them all up to the American power grid, and zap the crap outta them.

I get a hooked flail, and rip them apart.

I drop the Titanic on them.

I stare at them, then crush them under the weight of 92926 psychologists.

I summon 6770 Ninja ducklings.

Are they dead yet?

Crazy Jay
HP:1100/3000HP
Description:A majorly insane stick dude ninja with awesome skills.
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Environment:A rocky cliff side where temperatures are high.
Weaknesses:Stick dudes, Mental Institutes
Immunities:Kingdom Hearts, Sonic The Hedgehog, Blood, Ninjas, Pain, Surprise, Navy Seals, Explosives, Mario, Blades, Fictional Things
Defenses:Crazy Jay Robo-Clone 75/2000 HP
Crazy Jay Shadow Clone 300/300 HP
Crazy Jay Shadow Clone 300/300 HP
Crazy Jay Shadow Clone 300/300 HP
Crazy Jay Shadow Clone 300/300 HP
Crazy Jay Shadow Clone 300/300 HP
Status:Poisoned -75HP e/turn 4 turns left
Giant
Fatalities:---

Resisting
Alien Meteor Spawn 600/800 HP
Alien Meteor Spawn 600/800 HP
Alien Meteor Spawn 600/800 HP
Alien Meteor Spawn 600/800 HP

SilentQ:The water sweeps the turrets away but everything else is fine.
sonic:You do and you get them all for another 200 damage. -200HP
obscuredemon:Oh dam, here we go... You do that but the robo-clone being near immune to bullets comes over and busts the turret. but takes damage.-200 HP Since it is a minigun you run out of ammo in mere seconds due to the fact you have about 15 of them. -350HP You light them on fire with the flamethrower but they are immune to explosives.-50HP Under the massive weight of his gold chains they are crushed but get them off. -200HP They get shocked from the power grid but it backs up and woops! America is out of power. -150HP You rip them apart with the hooked flail. -75HP You put the weight of 92966 psychologists but not actual psychologists. -100HP They are immune to ninjas. NO THEY ARE NOT DEAD YET!
Resistance:They spit acid at them and make holes in their skin/armor. -100HP

Crazy Jay improves his Shadow Clone Jutsu and performs it.

I fill a bathtub so big, it defies earthly comprehension, with psychologists (real ones), then get an equally big one and fill it with characters from Electric Man 2. I then pour them over Crazy Jay and his clones.

I throw eleven tons of thermite at them, then shoot them with a 120mm cannon eleven times, then impale them on a giant bust of Cleopatra's nose.

I then use the power of logic: if Crazy Jay is immune to fictional things, he must be immune to himself (a fictional being). If he is immune to himself, then the mere fact that he is alive and acting upon himself (in response to Descartes) a breach of the rules of the game? Therefore Crazy Jay must be ejected from the game. QED.

If logic fails, I shoot him repeatedly with a shotgun, tie him up on a train line, hook him up to a power grid, stab him with Spock's ears, and attack him with 450 golden statuettes of Michael Jackson.

Dead yet?

P.S - I can, and will, keep going on like this. Indefinately.

i snipe all the crazy jays.

OK, they are dead. Next ENEMY:


Ed the Mega Cockroach
HP:5000/5000
Description:A super huge extremely enduring cockroach.
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Environment:A barren wasteland with no wind, no water, and high radiation.
Weaknesses:To be discovered...
Immunities:Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Radiation, Blades, Spikes
Defenses:None
Status:Neutral
Fatalities:None

well, seeing as gravity control is usable again, i go ahead and use that to crush the bug.

Ed the Mega Cockroach
HP:4900/5000
Description:A super huge extremely enduring cockroach.
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Environment:A barren wasteland with no wind, no water, and high radiation.
Weaknesses:To be discovered...
Immunities:Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Radiation, Blades, Spikes
Defenses:None
Status:Super thick exoskeleton -75 Dmg p/hit
Fatalities:None

sonic:The cockroach gets slammed. -100HP

The cockroach thickens its exoskeleton taking 75 damage from all attacks.

YEEEEEAAAAH!!!!! OWNED!!!

I break out the ULTIMATE DEMONIC POWER ANGUISH DEATH RAGE LAZOR and charge it - 33%

In the meantime, I pour a million tons of DDT over the Cockroach, and then resurrect Crazy Jay and the Wampa to attack him.

I also crash a small moon into the wastelands surface.

I fire a bullet made out of pure pwnage from my gun.

I wrap him in the Noodly appendages of the FSM.

I set Superman on him.

I use the BFG* 9000 on him. *Big F**king Gun

I bash 11000 scale models of Godzilla onto his head.

Ed the Mega Cockroach
HP:4900/5000
Description:A super huge extremely enduring cockroach.
Pic:
Environment:A barren wasteland with no wind, no water, and high radiation.
Weaknesses:To be discovered...
Immunities:Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Radiation, Blades, Spikes
Defenses:None
Status:Super thick exoskeleton -75 Dmg p/hit
Fatalities:None

obscuredemon:OK, I have ignored it until now. Quit with the super huge mega attacks! My 3rd rule is "No great walls of text." In other words don't make a huge list of attacks. One at a time.

i just send helecopters to cary a big anvil X2 of it and make them drop it on that cocey (nickname 4 a cocroch)

Ed the Mega Cockroach
HP:4875/5000
Description:A super huge extremely enduring cockroach.
Pic:
Environment:A barren wasteland with no wind, no water, and high radiation.
Weaknesses:To be discovered...
Immunities:Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Radiation, Blades, Spikes, Bullets
Defenses:None
Status:Super thick exoskeleton -150 Dmg p/hit
Fatalities:None

Brooo:Its crushes him a little but he picks it up and throws it back at the hele. -100-75=25HP

Ed grows an even thicker exoskeleton gaining invincibility to bullets and adding another 75 Dmg reduction p/hit.

You know hong kong is a city right? I think you referring to king kong?