You probably know how to play. I make something, you attack , you kill it. But this time this is much more in depth. Few attacks will work unless you take the environment, body makeup, and many other things into account. It will grow immunities and defenses.
BASIC RULES
1.No spamming 2.No great walls of text 3.No Flaming 4.Sonic, quit using all of the Sonic the Hedgehog and Kingdom Hearts crap, it's getting old.
Let's begin!
First enemy:
Wampa HP:500/500 Description:A furry, white creature whose home world is the icy, cold planet of Hoth. Can kill a mere man in one bone crushing blow. Pic: Environment:An icy, white, cold cave where many things will freeze. Weaknesses:Fire, Electricity Immunities:Kingdom Hearts, Ice, Cold Defenses:---
Crazy Jay HP:1950/2000HP Description:A majorly insane stick dude ninja with awesome skills. pic: Environment:A rocky cliff side where temperatures are high. Weaknesses:Stick dudes, Mental Institutes Immunities:Kingdom Hearts, Sonic The Hedgehog, Blood, Ninjas, Pain, Surprise, Navy Seals Defenses:Spiked Insanity Armor 1100/3000 HP Crazy Jay Clone 700/700 HP Crazy Jay Clone 1000/1000 HP Crazy Jay Clone 500/500 HP Fatalities:sonicheroes95 3 Turns Gunthex 1 Turns SilentQ 1 Turns
rick073:You do 250 damage to the armor. SilentQ:Quit whining before I put on an extra 3 turns.
Alien saucers land in front of Crazy Jay and Crazy Jay clones come out!
Crazy Jay HP:1950/2000HP Description:A majorly insane stick dude ninja with awesome skills. pic: Environment:A rocky cliff side where temperatures are high. Weaknesses:Stick dudes, Mental Institutes Immunities:Kingdom Hearts, Sonic The Hedgehog, Blood, Ninjas, Pain, Surprise, Navy Seals Defenses:Spiked Insanity Armor 1100/3000 HP Crazy Jay Clone 700/700 HP Crazy Jay Clone 1000/1000 HP Crazy Jay Clone 500/500 HP Fatalities:sonicheroes95 2 Turns
SilentQ:You are getting on my fucking nerves now. By physical I meant punching, kicking, chopping, cutting, etc. Yes you are whining. It is getting really annoying. You can now attack. Happy?
Crazy Jay HP:1950/2000HP Description:A majorly insane stick dude ninja with awesome skills. pic: Environment:A rocky cliff side where temperatures are high. Weaknesses:Stick dudes, Mental Institutes Immunities:Kingdom Hearts, Sonic The Hedgehog, Blood, Ninjas, Pain, Surprise, Navy Seals Defenses:Spiked Insanity Armor 1100/3000 HP Crazy Jay Clone 700/700 HP Crazy Jay Clone 1000/1000 HP Crazy Jay Clone 100/500 HP Fatalities:sonicheroes95 1 Turns
rick073:I love that attack so it gets a bonus to damage. You shoot him but a clone jumps in front. -400 HP
Crazy Jay HP:1950/2000HP Description:A majorly insane stick dude ninja with awesome skills. pic: Environment:A rocky cliff side where temperatures are high. Weaknesses:Stick dudes, Mental Institutes Immunities:Kingdom Hearts, Sonic The Hedgehog, Blood, Ninjas, Pain, Surprise, Navy Seals, Explosives Defenses:Spiked Insanity Armor 1100/3000 HP Crazy Jay Clone 500/700 HP Crazy Jay Clone 1000/1000 HP Crazy Jay Clone 100/500 HP Fatalities:---
rick073:You shoot him but Crazy Jay ninja kicks him in the face knocking him into a clone. -200 HP
You are getting on my ****ing nerves now. By physical I meant punching, kicking, chopping, cutting, etc. Yes you are whining. It is getting really annoying. You can now attack. Happy?
Gratz. Physical is touching, rockets touch. I was pointing out flaws, not complaining, therefore it's not whining. Gratz. I'm too scared too attack because I don't know your definition of non-physical. Quite. And I'm glad you're like most people, getting angry/offended when mistakes have been pointed out.
get all tecnical why dontcha
i shove silentQ straped with explosives into the rocket launcher and shoot him at the crazy jays
Kinda hard to be figurative when dealing with an RPG of sorts.
1) PHYSICAL CONTACT. You deserve another stun. 2) Real mature!
i think i have an idea.
...I wanna know! D:
I love that attack so it gets a bonus to damage.
You also seem to be bursting from the seems with maturity.
now i shoot sonicheroes95 strapped with explosives!!!
PHYSICAL CONTACT. AGAIN. It seems you are in need of a 9 turn stun, but I doubt Mr. Ill-logical Terrorist is going to give you one.
Now back on topic: I guess I take a megaphone and set the volume to 30000 deciBels (approx. 200x louder than a gunshot), then shout at the top of my lungs. Is that non-physical enough for you, or are you counting that atoms in the air filled with kinetic energy hitting everything?