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HIALLUWEIRDOS
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Wow. What a great book series! One of the best! And then.... they make a crappy movie out of it! AGAIN!!!!!
WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!
I thought it would be impossible to ruin this saga! And now, I list the faults....
1: Annabeth should be a blonde. She's supposed to have grey eyes. And she's supposed to want to brutally murder Percy in his house. Well he's sleeping. And NOT make out with him.
2: Grover is, as a fact, NOT African American. He also has red curly hair, and he either wears a hat, or has horns sticking out of his head- because he's half goat, thank u very much.
3: All the characters are 50 years too old.
4: Mr. Brunnor (Chiron) is supposed to be, like, 40. Not, like, 9,000,000,000.
5: Percy cannot make humongous waves in the first book! He CAN make toilets explode. LOL/ROFLCOPTER.
6: He doesn't get the pwnage arm shield until book 2. Not 1. 2. Just a recap: BOOK TWO!!!!!
7: He is not supposed to be popular- or buff! He is supposed to be an awkward noob.
8: Mrs. Dodds is a fury - NOT a flying demon with wings that looks like it belongs in the movie Avatar- which was awesome.
9: Giant Tiger from 2nd book- NOT FIRST!
10: He cannot possibly look Medusa in the eye- or he'd die, thereby ending his acting life (YAAAAY!).
11: Riptide/Accumulous is NOT silver - it is celestial bronze. U know, so it can actually HIT the demons?
12: Thalia isn't in the first book, either - and neither is a stinkin' flyin' boat, NOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13: Percy? DOESN'T go swimming for fun!
14: BTW: We haven't seen the movie, since it isn't out yet. We're basing this on the 3 ads that me and my possy have seen!!!!!

P.S. OMG THIS MOVIE IS GONNA SUCK AND IS GONNA BE EVEN WORSE THEN WHAT THEY PASS OFF FOR TEH HARRY POTTER MOVIES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!

P.P.S. WTF THIS SHOULD ROCK NOT SUCK ON MONKIES!!!!

-WITH MUCH LOVE,
HIALLUWEIRDOS AND HIS BIRTHDAY POSSY.

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Yodadude53
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I love Percy Jackson, and yeah I agree, they really screwed it up.

Thrin
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"I's like a hotel key card they use to get to Olympus that you slide into a slot on the elevator. No just some key.
The doorman just doesn't give him the key like in the trailer. it actully takes some persasion to get a 12 year old ( I think maybe 13, been a while since i read it.) into the home of the gods" i agree who in the right mind would give a 13 year old a key to the home of the gods

Thrin
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p.s Percy jackson is my (2ed) favorite book series

Axel
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It looks really bad.

And I was hoping it was good!

HIALLUWEIRDOS
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WOOOOH hey guys thanks for the great posts this forum's live again!
HECK YAH!

HIALLUWEIRDOS
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Ummmm.... We haven't gotten any responces in a while. Just renewing the post.
P.S. Say something, or u will die a gruesome death.. JKJKRLXRLX

Yodadude53
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Can you please stop bringing this thread back? It's getting annoying.

miiman
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dam you suck
percie brocen(2nd james bond)is playing as chiron
you right about annabeths hair
and grover but if their was no blacks then the movie will be racias

Cenere
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Okay, since this keeps being bumped instead of actually having any discussion in it. I am going to lock it.

Go be sad that it isn't like the books (Nothing new) or go see it as a movie instead of a book made movie and see if it is any better.

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