Does anybody believe in Santa Claus any more? i don't. I believe that Santa should go to jail cuz he breaks into your house! I mean seriously people.. im not a type of person that hates Santa.. It's just that.. He's not real anymore. He was a long time ago tho
Lol, this thread reminds me of a bet i made with my classmate last year.
I bet him $20 that jolly old St. Nicholas was real, he bet he didnt. Then I showed him proof that, like already stated, he lived a long time ago and (I think) gave gifts to inmates at some prisons.
Well we all know he aint real,but ST.N was,but I think the people who started that story are kind of......dumb I mean I man who lives in the NP building toys for little kids and goes around going down chimneis when he must weigh aleast 300 pounds.So you know it wasn't really hard to tell he's not real you know.
I don't really know why parents lie to their children about Santa being real. Is that legal?
Wha- yeah? Lying is only illegal in a court of law... what a strange thing to say...
Parent made up Santa Claus because kids enjoy tales of magic and wonder and the like. And you have to admit, there was always this magical feeling in the air when your mom or dad talked about Santa, and you would envision him flying in his sleigh driven by magical, dropping presents to the millions and millions and millions of little boys and girls all in a few hours while they were sleeping, taking care to only give them to good little children...
Actually, the guy who made the tale of Santa may have been on 'shrooms. O o
I just love that Saint Nicholas is the saint of all kinds of random stuff children, I think presents as well and prostitutes becasue nothing says christmas like a hooker.
I Beleive in Santa!! If you think that it's your parents that your wrong. Santa hynotises the Parents to make them think they are giving their children the presents. Cause if everyone thought Santa was real then the FBI, SWAT, CIA, And the Men In Black would come to his house and arrest him!
So yeah, he wants you to believe he's not real... but if you do believe, you get more presents!! =D
What? Santa Claus, FAKE? LIES! Santa Claus is real! Why do you think those cookies disappear after Christmas Eve? Why are there Presents under the Christmas Tree? Why is there little traces of moved soot in the chimney? Santa is real.
"Why do you think those cookies disappear after Christmas Eve?" This is my answer.. Because SOMEONE here likes cookies. "Why are there Presents under the Christmas Tree?" Well cause.. mom and dad put it there lol "Why is there little traces of moved soot in the chimney?" There was probably a fat guy that broke into your house. Hehe..
"Why do you think those cookies disappear after Christmas Eve?" This is my answer.. Because SOMEONE here likes cookies. "Why are there Presents under the Christmas Tree?" Well cause.. mom and dad put it there lol "Why is there little traces of moved soot in the chimney?" There was probably a fat guy that broke into your house. Hehe..
Everyone know, that klaushouse comes to your house sneaks into your parents bedroom and then he... oh wait i can't say that.. it's to "grown-up". lol...
Anyways, Santa actually was a living person a long long time ago. Is he alive still for some reason? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a giant Santa-sized cookie? The world may never know. But in my opinion, one day Santa Klaus and Santa Claus Will team up to *something* *parent* *ra-* *then* *food* *fat* *excersize with giant* *app* *itouch* *calling* *MR. dead here* *North* *fly* *OMG POLAR BEAR!* *Canada* *healthcare* *lots of people* *aids* *die* *dead* *death* *Queen* *radio* *muppets*
And they will then repeat the cycle through out the world. Wait a minute... IT DELETED HALF OF THE STORY! well, i'm sure you can figure out the meaning just by looking at the starred words...
But in my complete view, Santa is an old man who works for the Mossad and has thousands of Dates on cupid.com He is also a Samurinja Pirate. (Samuri+Ninja+Pirate)
But in my complete view, Santa is an old man who works for the Mossad and has thousands of Dates on cupid.com He is also a Samurinja Pirate. (Samuri+Ninja+Pirate)
im pretty sure santa claus is based on an old dutch myth, st. nick. a man who put things in your clogs when you weren't looking
1650AD:
(Kid and his mother, walking down and olde Dutch Towne)
*Kid looks away*
Mother: Now Jimmy, if your very good, St Nick might just put something into your clog!
Jimmy:
Mother: Now, step out of your clogs, so we can get you some new ones!
*Jimmy steps out of shoes*
*Elfish figure dashes in, when Jimmy is in the shop, and sticks a bundle into a clog*
(Some time later)
Mother, walking out of store with Jimmy in tow)
Mother: They dont have the right wood, we'll have to wait. ANd Jimmy, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times. YOU ARE NOT GETTING A POCKET KNIFE!!!!!!11!!!one!!!
*Jimmy, with a sad face, steps into his clogs*
Jimmy: JESUS, Mary and Joseph...
*Passes out, with one clog becoming a mysterious shade of crimson...*
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Written by Mav
Hey, and anybody ever notice that 'Santa' and 'Satan', you just move an 'N'. And how come both are commony potrayed with the color red. And I'll bet he has the beard and hair to hide the curly horns. o.O
Santa Clause has been manipulated into a mythological person . . . he was a real person . . . he helped a family in need with money so they wouldn't have to prostitute their daughter . . . that is why they call him Saint Nick
