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Greene
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The title says it all. Please include a little something about the film, such as a review, plot synopsis, or screen captures.

Mine would have to be Sukeban Deka: Kodo nemu = Asamiya Saki, literally translated as "Delinquent Girl Detective: Codename = Saki Asamiya" and more commonly known as "Yo Yo Girl Cop." The movie, as you may have guessed, is about a crime fighting asian girl armed with a yoyo.

Plot Synopsis:
A female delinquent detective discovers an apocalyptic plot by a nefarious underground website in director Kenta Fukasaku's take on the popular serious previously adapted for the screen in film, television, and anime form. Asamiya (Aya Matsuura) is a tough New York City street kid who doesn't take kindly to authority figures. When Japanese officials discover a cryptic but undoubtedly sincere threat from a website known for offering tips on committing suicide and constructing bombs, they immediately have Asamiya whisked back to Tokyo, trained by the police force's special operatives unit, and placed under the care of stern Kazutoshi Kira (Riki Takeuchi). With few clues to go by and only 72 hours to spare, Asamiya must venture into Seisen High and wield her deadly yo-yo against a dangerous group who seems all too determined to set the city ablaze.

http://www.the-isb.com/images/YoYoGirlCop.jpg



(inb4 Plan 9)

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MageGrayWolf
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Night of the Living Dead 3D

Maybe it was trying to be so bad it's good, but failed miserably. It kept referencing the original like, this is what you could be watching but your watching this piece of shite instead.
The 3d elements look tacky and just thrown in almost like an after thought. Even though I saw this one for free I still feel it wasn't worth the price.

EnterOrion
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Dawn of the Dead.

It was crap. Awesome. Freaking. Crap.

I would hope everyone has seen it.

mordecai1031
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twilight

i hate it soooo much.

VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE OR READ MINDS

AEPICK PHALE

FloydTC
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any movie rated g or pg with the rock in it

mordecai1031
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any movie rated g or pg with the rock in it
i disagree about the rock, but i agree with the g or pg part
assassin89
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Eragon im sorry that director has got problems. Come on killing the razack half way through there meant to die in the third book not the first one.

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Knowing. It was good up until the end in my opinion. They built it all up just to have the ending suck!

Plot:
In 1959 at William Dawes Elementary School in Lexington, Massachusetts, a time capsule containing students' drawings of their ideas of the future is buried and set to be ceremoniously opened 50 years later. A girl named Lucinda Embry contributes a page full of seemingly random digits. That night Lucinda is found in a school closet, where her fingers are bloodied from scratching at the inside of the door, and she complains about hearing voices. In 2009, the time capsule is opened and the drawings are given to the current students. A boy named Caleb receives Lucinda's envelope. His father, John Koestler, a widower and professor of astrophysics at MIT, takes interest in the paper and soon realizes some of the digits represent the dates and death tolls of every major disaster over the past fifty years, and suggests three disasters still to come. Meanwhile Caleb begins receiving visits from mysterious figures in overcoats, "The Strangers". During these encounters he hears their overlapping telepathic whispers. John witnesses a commercial plane crash on the date that the paper had next predicted a disaster would occur, and he discovers that the unexplained digits on the paper are the geographic coordinates of the events. Speaking with Lucinda's former teacher, John learns of Lucinda's closet episode, and also that she had since died after a medication overdose. He then meets Lucinda's daughter, Diana Wayland, but is rebuffed once he mentions Lucinda's paper. But after John uses the numbers to correctly predict another disaster â" a Manhattan subway train derailment which John tries and fails to prevent â" Diana seeks out John, and together they go to investigate Lucinda's old remote mobile home. Having noticed that the last date on the paper is not accompanied by coordinates, further clues in Lucinda's home lead John and Diana to realize that the "33" listed as the death toll for the final disaster is actually "EE" reversed, which Lucinda meant to represent "Everyone Else." In the woods outside the home, John confronts one of The Strangers, who disappears in a flash of light. It is revealed that Diana's daughter Abby can hear The Strangers' eerie whispers as well. John and a fellow professor forecast that a massive solar flare will soon reach Earth, and the final disaster on Lucinda's paper will indeed be worldwide and apocalyptic. John then examines the door of the closet in which Lucinda was found and discovers it is where she had scratched another set of coordinates. They represent the location of Lucinda's old mobile home, and John decides it is somehow a refuge from the impending disaster. Diana insists they seek shelter in some little-known underground caves instead and she takes Abby and Caleb, without John's knowledge, to go there. As panic erupts at a gas station after news of the flare is announced through an Emergency Alert System broadcast, The Strangers drive off in Diana's car with Caleb and Abby still inside. Diana gives chase in another vehicle but is killed when she is broadsided by a truck. The rest I'm leaving alone.

Diana's death was somewhat unexpected but I personally think it happened too quickly. And the suspense was too much for the ending.

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... High School Musical ... my younger sister ... watches it ... Continuously ... i want to die .... I HATE IT !
IS IT EVEN NORMAL THAT A HIGH SCHOOL ... IS GAY ... EVERYONE ... EVERYONE IS F-ING GAY .. I WANT TO HANG MY SELF EACH TIME I SEE THOSE F.... FAG....S ....
Plot:
you probably know it ...

iamnotironman
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high school musical or any twlight movies they are so overrated

Ernie15
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I would bring Enchanted. That one was unwatchable.

TaterTots
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This is a really old movie, Brother Bear

assassin89
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High School Musical ... my younger sister ... watches it ... Continuously ... i want to die .... I HATE IT !
IS IT EVEN NORMAL THAT A HIGH SCHOOL ... IS GAY ... EVERYONE ... EVERYONE IS F-ING GAY .. I WANT TO HANG MY SELF EACH TIME I SEE THOSE F.... ***....S ....
plot:
you probably know it ...

I cant believe i forgot that movie anything with anyone from Disney in it is unwatchable.
Deth666
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Conan the barbarian, Lair of the White Worm or the worst movie ever made Plan 9 from Outer Space. There's about a dozen more bad movies but those are the main 3

FireflyIV
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I saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, around Halloween time. It is without a doubt the worst film ever. Ever.

Alternatively, you could try any film Nicholas Cage has made in the last decade.

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Catwoman, it's a God-awful movie. It's the worst superhero film ever made.

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