this is all you need to do. press Ctrl + V, this is known as 'asting' something you 'copied' rules are that if it contains something 'bad' and dont be a smart a... lek :P you know what i mean anyways see what comes up =D
the weekend after christmas the game lagged terribly for me and i couldnt even go on but any other site was fine
i copy and paste stuff that i write in the forum box while i cant post for 30 seconds, i copy it, refresh, then paste. its a faster way to post and lets me explore the threads easier
1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2. 2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread. 3. You can't recall what the sun looks like 4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently. 5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2. 6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch. 7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness. 8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously 9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots. 10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again. 11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage. 12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land. 13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG. 14. When you think each day lived equals one AP. 15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger. 16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe... 17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron 18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop 19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread. 20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts 21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong" 22. You bought something from the shop. 23. You dream that you are Sonny 24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life 25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master" 26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie." 27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor 28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much. 29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!" 30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone. 31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people 32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic. 33. When your on AG 24/7. 34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen. 35. When you brag about your AP 36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk. 37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light. 38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG. 39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games. 40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game 41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her 42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month 43. When you try to work around the censor in real life 44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance. 45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day. 46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames" 47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG 48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet. 49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2. 50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween. 51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi- 52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life. 53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation. 54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much. 55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend. 56. When you call a police officer a mod. 57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life 58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins 59. You know what all the admins look like 60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head 61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait 62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games 63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling 64. You know all of the top 100 personally 65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games 66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods 67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are) 68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand 69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!) 70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background. 71. When your only friends are on AG 72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor... 73 When you visit AG at school..all the time. 74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread. 75. When your name is The_AG_King 76. You make a huge party when you rank up. 77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist 78. You name your first daughter "Carlie" 79. You name your first son "John" 80. You name your second daughter/son "AG" 81. You legally change your name to your username on AG 82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer 83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich 84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times. 85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare. 86. You color all your elephants blue. 87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages. 88. You think your life is based off of a forum. 89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0. 90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar. 91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up. 92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster. 93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread. 94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name. 95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting. 96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it 97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG. 98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds 99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG. 100. when your the one who made number 100 101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead 102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone 103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames" 104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep 105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second 106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time". 107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor. 108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony. 109. You play Sonny 2 24/7 110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want. 111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase. 112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours. 113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days. 114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise. 115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG. 116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset. 117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game. 118. When you don't do more important things than AG. 119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever. 120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else. 121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing. 122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time. 123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG 124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM 125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it. 126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice 127. You would get married in AG, and not real life 128. You would get a job regarding AG 129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework. 130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new. 131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards. 132. You're starting to piss everybody off 133. You rated 1000 games 134. your reading this thread 135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done 136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait... 137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it. 138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie! 139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain 140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list 141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG 142.when you buy something from the armor games store 143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread 144. When you have over 50,000 AP. 145. When you have more posts than hot meals 146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP 147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums 148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror. 149. When this list reaches 150... 150. when your email is @armorgames.com 151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend 152.if you manage to read this entire thread 153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of 154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list 155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift". 156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard 157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone. 158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one (This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...) 159. If you have played every game on the site. 160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE AG.
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