Ok, so for those of you who havent played TBW before, heres how you play:
Theres a brick wall. It haz 1,000,000(a million) HP. The members of AG have 1,000 HP.
You are trying to destroy (bring HP to 0) the brick wall WITHOUT dieing. (Your HP = 0.) You may do what ever you want to destroy the brick wall. You may also help the brick wall if you wany. (I.e. heal it, attack your teammates.) After you post, I will tell you what happens.
Example: Person: I attack the BW with a gun. Me: You chip off a rock. BW HP: 999,995. (-5) Your HP: 1,000. Person: I use a flamethrower to burn the BW. Me: You burn your self on accident. BW HP: 999,980 (-15) Your HP: 990 (-10) Person: I use a leaf to heal the BW. Me: BW HP: 1,000,000. Your HP: 1,000.
I shake hands with the brick wall, and start up conversation. But since our conversation drifted off towards the wall asking me about the weather, I plant a lunch-box sized amount of C4 and run to shelter, where I set it off.
Next thing I do is bake a cake for sonicheroes to see if he wants to be friends with him, then write a letter of apology to the wall and give it a band-aid.
I hire a clown to throw one pie at everyone, then I buy him 50 pies for him to throw repeatedly. He throws 49 pies in 6 days, and on the 7th He rested and ate His pie.
Seeing as the wall can't eat, I stuff the poisoned shark intestines between the cracks in the wall, further fortifying it and poisoning everyone who attacks it.
New rule: Max 3 replays before I update. If there are more then three, I will only replay to the first 3. And no double posting! I. E. Only three posts after I post to update.
Next thing I do is bake a cake for sonicheroes to see if he wants to be friends with him, then write a letter of apology to the wall and give it a band-aid.
...The wall wont do anything.
I will get a masonry worker to repair the wall.
+100 HP!
Kick myself in the face. Then headbutt the wall. Then feed the wall poisoned shark intestines.
The wall cant eat. But -40 HP.
i use chaos blast on the wall and everyone around me
A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
You miss.
I hire a clown to throw one pie at everyone, then I buy him 50 pies for him to throw repeatedly. He throws 49 pies in 6 days, and on the 7th He rested and ate His pie.)
The wall takes -10 damage.
Seeing as the wall can't eat, I stuff the poisoned shark intestines between the cracks in the wall, further fortifying it and poisoning everyone who attacks it.[quote]