be a clown OR be a mime
Would I rather give up talking or give up my diginity? Well, since I have no real need for my dignity, I pick clown.
be a killer whale OR be a shark
Do I have a killer whale as my armatar?
eat a hot dog OR eat a burger
Burgers have more surface area. Hot dogs are more of a snack. However, I am not particularly hungry right now, so at the moment, I guess I'd say the hot dog.
fight with a sword OR fight with a bow
Let's put it this way: I can't really chop off any heads with a bow, now can I.
have your foot cut off OR have your hand cut off
Neither. I want to remain intact, thank you!
listen to rock OR listen to rap
Rack. I would really like a rack. Can ya blame me?
read a bad 5000 page book OR stare at a wall for 12 hours
Well, one is a hobby of mine and one is just boring. So I will pick my hobby, staring at a wall.
eat a cupcake OR eat a scoop of ice cream
Cupcakes make me throw up. Ice cream doesn't always. Ice cream is the default winner.
go to math class OR go to english class
"English" is an anagram of "shingle". "Math" is an anagram of "tham". I know darn well what a "shingle" is, but I'm not too clear on the "tham". So for that reason, I pick English.
be hanged OR be shoot by a firing squad
If I can be part of the firing squad, I choose that option.
have one good friend OR have many so-so friends
If you have one good friend and he dies, you have no friends. I choose the many so I can have backup friends.
have daytime forever OR have nightime forever
It's a real conundrum (I'm not quite sure how to spell that word). As said by the truthful words of Kiss, "I wanna rock and roll all night...and party every day". That means, if it were daytime or nightime forever, I would have to give up either rock-and-rolling or partying, and I can't live like that.
take another random survey in the future OR not and demand two minutes of your life back.
I want more surveys
and more of my life back.
