George Bush Senior sent a letter to the writers of the Simpsons, after he saw the episode where he moves into the house across from Homer. He described it as,'the stupidest thing I've ever seen'. To which the writers replied,'Have you seen your kid?'
Friend - Preparing some silly joke about my manhood -: "You know how you can have it touching ground?" Me - quck response -: "You stand on a table" He stood there, barred eyes and speechless. Win.
This guy I barely knew was talking about how a game I liked was the gayest thing ever (I was eavesdropping) and I was like "Have you never looked into a mirror?" Everyone bused a gut and he came up to me and shook my hand xP
