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spy55
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hi everybody
today i was watching CSI and i just got crazy! how do catch the killer every time?!
will that is no longer going to happen cause we will make the perfect crime!
the goal of this game is to create a perfect crime(that mean that nobody could ever catch you!)
in example
player A: i kill him with a sniper then il burn his body and throw his ashes in the blue wide sea!
it's just like that now work on the PERFECT CRIME!
enjoy and plz no spamming

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Remofalius
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I knock out a guy(There is no gunshoot,no noise...),then I slick his throat and I throw him into fire so that his body can`t be found...

Pretty good isn`t it?

ichigo772
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ok i slit his throat i clean up the crime scene and i dump the body in a nuclear missile thats about to be launched and make sure the missle hits pluto muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i hope thats not spam loll X3

hidude1212
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i drown the man then throw him in shark infested waters...then act like i just started throwing fishes in the water

Axel
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Ever seen Death Note?

There you go.

zakkaz1
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I make a friend kill the guy, which i then kill my friend and i make fertilizaer out of their bodies and i move to russia and i live my liife selling fertilizer for lots of money

EnterOrion
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I've seen so many shows on how they catch killers (real life, no CSI sh*t), it's not even funny.

None of these would work, I assure you. When you burn them, there is a body. You can't throw them in shark infested waters and feed fish, because witnesses will see your boat with a shiznit load of blood on it. That, and there are no truly shark infested waters that make sense. Always people there.

Zak, you would not be able to kill your friend, trust me. Psychology is a powerful thing.

/Seriousness

Begin: Lulz

I would lure them to my house in some backwoods, knock them out, and have muriatic acid do its job.

Moabarmorgamer
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Orion's right. At both parts. Cold Case Files is downright scary.

Hmm...
1. Don't commit a crime. I can't possibly be caught! xP

1. Wear gloves. Steal a gun from nearest resident with motive. Shoot the person during the night where it can't be heard.
2. Replace the gun before owner can notice it's missing.
3. Burn the body, so my DNA can't be found, and the victim can't be identified.
4. Put the can of gasoline and the matches at the owner of the stolen gun's house.
5. Bury the burned body at the owner of the gun's house.
6. Throw my clothes out into the ocean and change into new ones.
7. Go home.
Frame-up. Not the perfect crime, but fairly good.

SilentQ
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I would put on some nice thermal gloves, grab a very sharp icicle and a taser gun. Proceed to tase the guy, then stab him in the throat with the icicle. As the icile will melt, it won't show fingerprints or anything. Then move to Mexico, that very night.

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