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XxLBJames23xX
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I was thinking about a funny phrase, but couldn't think of one. Could you tell me some funny phrases that I could use?

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playaholic
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why is there a crack in my butt?oh,right

it's a bird,it's a plane,it's gonna slamm into the (noun) building!!!

you may have won today,but theres tomorrow,and tommorow,today is yesterday,or is it?crap,i have a date yesterday!

my dog seriously ate my homework!ive got a video on my phone,here!

another day,another dollar,nickel,yen,or was it meal?

im not sure if it's funny,as i thought of them in a span of 5 mins

iamnotironman
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why is there a crack in my butt?oh,right
it's a bird,it's a plane,it's gonna slamm into the (noun) building!!!
you may have won today,but theres tomorrow,and tommorow,today is yesterday,or is it?crap,i have a date yesterday!
my dog seriously ate my homework!ive got a video on my phone,here!
another day,another dollar,nickel,yen,or was it meal?
im not sure if it's funny,as i thought of them in a span of 5 mins


thanks,now i cant think of anything else
Yodadude53
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you may have won today,but theres tomorrow,and tommorow,today is yesterday,or is it?crap,i have a date yesterday!

That made absolutely no sense xD. That's why it's funny, lol.
chitown
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lolol playaholic those jokes were sooo random and so funny

leo99rules
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my dog seriously ate my homework!ive got a video on my phone,here


i dont know why but when i heard that i just randomly thought

look i was late because i was lining up at starbucks

not sure where i heard it from but it makes me laugh any time i hear it
onefear
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it's not stealing unless you get caught.

EnterOrion
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i liek food

I lol at this one.

XVERB
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THE BALLOON POPPED! quick put it back together. ive got the pieces. ive got the air!

BASHA
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"you can't fight in here, this is the war room"

jond
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Spongebob: lets do world domination.. make him eat dirt!!

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