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I have really never heard a good knock knock joke in my life.

Knock Knock, whos there, intteruppting cow, inter..., moo!


Knock Knock,whos there,banana,banana who,banana split


Knock Knock,whos there,boo,boo who,Why are you crying?

Becuse there are none.

Knock Knock, who's there? Truck!

Truck who?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fizDih2bj-Y

Truck who?

Knock Knock, who's there? Truck!

Truck who?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Open the door! He has a knife!
Open the door, he has a knife who?
*scream*

This is for if someone else asks you a knock knock joke:
Them: Knock Knock
You: Come in!
Them:...

Them: Knock Knock
You: Come in!
Them:...

*Knock knock*

Who's there?

It's your dad. I left my keys at the office, could you let me in please?

I don't really know a good one,cause there aren't any.Those knock knock jokes are already old.Few people laugh at these jokes.