I love me some NASCAR! Yes siree, I go to ev'ry NASCAR match there is with mah buddy Clem and a twelve pack o' Bud. That's the darn-tootin'est way to enjoy me a tournament!
Redneck Ernie likes NASCAR. Normal Ernie doesn't really follow sports (or NASCAR), so he does not have a favorite tournament.
Seriously, though, who would pick the PGA tour? I haven't met any senior citizens here yet...
