Your mom is so fat she has a high risk of cardio vascular disease.
Your mom is so fat she has a hard time going up stairs.
Your mom is so fat she has to use those little electric scooter shopping carts things that they have at the grocery store.
Your mom is so fat that if I told you a "your mom is so fat" joke you would be offended, and then I would feel bad.
Your mom is so fat that she would probably benefit from going on a diet.
Your mom is so fat that when she goes out in public people wonder if she has a gladular problem or if she just has poor self control.
Your mom is so fat that whenever she goes on a bus or airplane, people don't want to seat next to her because she tends take up more than her fair share.
I could go on forever, but I think you get the point.
The only difference between your mom and an elephant is the elephant eats less.
Do not joke about elephant anorexia. It is a serious and dreadful epidemic. My local zoo alone lost five elephants because they refused to eat in order to appear more skinny and impress the hippos.
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dang aknerd, all those jokes can really be said about almost any person.
Assuming that person is fat. Like your mother, for instance. Have you ever seen her in a bikini? Quite frankly, it is revolting. It looks like her back fat is trying to eat her side fat.
dang aknerd, all those jokes can really be said about almost any person.
Assuming that person is fat. Like your mother, for instance. Have you ever seen her in a bikini? Quite frankly, it is revolting. It looks like her back fat is trying to eat her side fat.
I have seen your mom in the bikini and at first I thought we're under an alien invasion.
