A lone platypus wandered onto the farm. He enjoyed the beautiful plants and scenery, the scenic old barn and farmhouse. He was a platypus on a mission. He needed something, only he did not know what. He felt empty inside, sure, he was fuzzy and cute and got all the platypus ladies, but something was missing. He did not know what. He went into the farmhouse (hoping not to wake the people who lived there), and on the kitchen table he saw some brownies. Peculiar brownies. A thought occurred to him, he looked outside at the field. He was right, it was the peculiar plant. He laughed, for he knew what these brownies were. He looked back at them and suddenly bright colors filled the room and a chorus of voices rose up majestically singing "Eat the brownie, eat the brownie". Oh and he did, he devoured the brownie. Oh, he now knew what he wanted in life, he knew! He left the plate of brownies, the house, the farm, and ran down to the video store and made his purchase. He dashed home, put the movie on, and soaked his mind in it's pure genius. The he pleasured himself to the end of time.
*Only like four people will find this funny. And that's only if they happen to see it AND on top of that remember my earlier...works.
