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DrCool1
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Ok here is this months survey. Please explain why you picked your answers.

Would you rather......

be strong or be smart

go to the moon or go to mars

eat a apple or eat a orange

be stoned to death or be whipped to death

temperature always 120 degrees or temperature always 0 degrees

live 1000 feet under ground or live 1000 feet in the air

be in the army or be in the navy

work at a pig farm or work at a landfill

shoot a rifle or shoot a pistol

drink a very hot cup of water or drink a very cold cup of water

take another survey next month or demand me to stop this

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Bjiscuit
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be strong or be smart : Smart - becaus eif your stron without any smarts, kinda useless ot eb strong then.

go to the moon or go to mars: Moon - Can handle the gravity there, plus its closer

eat a apple or eat a orange: Apple, Green apple oteb exact - Just liek them better

be stoned to death or be whipped to death: Stoned - Definately alot faster

temperature always 120 degrees or temperature always 0 degrees: 0 - its much easier to stay warm than it is to stay cold

live 1000 feet under ground or live 1000 feet in the air: Under the ground - Acrophobia

be in the army or be in the navy: Army - i hate being out at sea

work at a pig farm or work at a landfill: Landfill - smells a hell of alot better

shoot a rifle or shoot a pistol: Depends, probably a rifle - Just cause

drink a very hot cup of water or drink a very cold cup of water: Cold- cold tastes better

take another survey next month or demand me to stop this: Again again again

Yodadude53
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be strong or be smart- Smart, you could become strong if you're smart :P

go to the moon or go to mars
Mars. They've found water there.
eat a apple or eat a orange
Apple. It tastes better.
be stoned to death or be whipped to death
Stoned, faster and less painful

temperature always 120 degrees or temperature always 0 degrees
120, I'd rather be hot than cold
live 1000 feet under ground or live 1000 feet in the air
1000 feet in the air, the underground has *Bleh* bugs and other disgusting stuff
be in the army or be in the navy
Army, I get sea sick
work at a pig farm or work at a landfill
They both stink like crap.
shoot a rifle or shoot a pistol
Rifle, it's better :P
drink a very hot cup of water or drink a very cold cup of water
Cold tastes waaaaaaaaay better
take another survey next month or demand me to stop this

leo99rules
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1. Smart

2. Mars

3. orange

4. stoned

5. 0 degrees because when your hot you can take clothes off but when its col you cab keep putting more clothes on for AGES

6.1000 feet in teh air

7.army

8.got no idea so..pig farm

9.rifle

10. cold

11. next month oh well i want another survey

WexMajor82
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be strong - Smart isn't fun. Better strong, less problems.
go to Mars - I'll be the first; unlike moon.
eat an apple - Good apples! Bad oranges!
be stoned to death - at least it would be fun while it lasted.
temperature always 0 degrees - I always can put on some more clothes.
live 1000 feet under ground - and never see the sun again.
be in the army - you know, navy... well let's say is not for me.
work at a pig farm - pigs are good to eat.
shoot a rifle - going to hunt, silently stalk my prey... and the long range kill; that's my way, the sniper's way.
drink a very cold cup of water - my granpa almost died for doing the other alternative.
demand me to stop this - it's fun to see the alternatives, but this is mostly spam.

chitown
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1.smart

2.mars

3.apple, perferably red

4.stoned

5.0 degrees, im used to it

6.in the air, me no like the bugs

7.navy

8.landfill

9.rifle

10.cold it tastes better

11.take another, i said that last time too

trayzrulz
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Here are my responses to the survery:

I would choose to be smart as I can outwit the strong people to help me!

I would rather go to Mars as I would like to see what the planet looks like with all those rovers we've sent there!

I would always eat an apple over an orange, granted that these apples are Granny Smith, Macintosh or Cortland. (If I can only have Red Delicious...I'd pick the orange).

I rather be stoned to death. I'm hoping one of the stones would knock me unconscious so I would no longer feel pain.

I would rather the temperature always 0 degrees as I can always put on more clothes to keep warm!

I would totally live live 1000 feet in the air as I am claustrophobic...I don't think living way underground would be good for that!

I would rather be in the army as I get sea sick quite quickly.

I rather work at a pig farm as I like to be around animals!

I would prefer to shoot a pistol as there is less of a "kick back" when shooting.

I would definitely drink a very cold cup of water as it is much more refreshing.

I would take another survey next month, but only if the questions are very different (I feel like living in heat and cold were already discussed...)

Kyouzou
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Would you rather......

Smart

Mars, they found water

Oranges FTW

be stoned to death

temperature always 120 degrees, the cold sucks

live 1000 feet under ground or live 1000 feet in the air

er depends if there's anything keeping me from falling of the edge or not

navy, i've always liked the water

work at a landfill, no one really "works" @ a landfill

shoot a pistol

drink a very cold cup of water

take another survey next month

Ernie15
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be strong or be smart


Strong. Being smart is no fun with such few practical uses.

go to the moon or go to mars


The moon. The trip wouldn't be as long.

eat a apple or eat a orange


Orange. Apples are to cliche.

be stoned to death or be whipped to death


Being stoned to death would take an awful lot of drugs, therefore it would be much less painful.

temperature always 120 degrees or temperature always 0 degrees


0 degrees. I could just store my frozen waffles outside.

live 1000 feet under ground or live 1000 feet in the air


Underground. There's no possible way to fall out of my house and die a horrible and painful death.

be in the army or be in the navy


The navy. They don't do as much blowing up themselves accidentally.

work at a pig farm or work at a landfill


The pig farm. They don't require as much care as a landfill.

shoot a rifle or shoot a pistol


The pistol. Easier to carry around, easier to hide, and let's face it, you can't have a stick-up with a rifle; unless the person you're robbing is a cow.

drink a very hot cup of water or drink a very cold cup of water


If the water is too cold, it freezes and becomes ice. If it's too hot, it boils and becomes vapor. So the real question here is: would I rather drink a cup-sized block of ice, or inhale a small amount of water vapor? Well, obviously, the ice block would be difficult to fit in my mouth and even more difficult to swallow; unless I could chew it, of course, but that takes too much tooth activity. So then, my answer is, the really hot cup of water.

take another survey next month or demand me to stop this


I see no reason not to continue. In fact, challenge yourself and make them weekly!
XVERB
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1)i would rather be strong, strong people win fights, smart people win debates

2) I would rather go to mars. we have to keep exploring. if we didn't there would be no AMERICA.

3)i would rather eat an orange because i like the citrus taste and the vitamin C

4)i would rather be stoned. one rock to the head and it might kill me, or do what ernie said and get high/stoned, that would be sick but my parrents would probbly not even come to my funeral):

5)temp always 0. always frozen water or always hot water? i like hockey...

6)like 1000 feet up. the view would be SICK!

7)army or navy. coast guard?

8)land fill. you would be surprised what people throw away.

9)shoot a rifle. if you have any aim and hit what you want you might get dinner in one shot not a full clip.

10)ill take the hot cup since i chose the "always 0" weather

11)take another.... this was fun(:

MrNiceGuy
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1. If you're smart you can get a good job, have money... yeah.

2. Mars. People go to the moon, they've been there already. Mars is a whole new plant, plus you can make up a new saying like Neil Armstrong did.

3. Apple, depending on what kind it is. The skin can't be too rubbery or sour and the inside has to be crunchy.

4. Ouch. Whipping would hurt like crazy. I agree with XVERB. One stone could knock you out or kill you.

5. Always 0. I live in Canada, I'm used to it.

6. 1000 feet up, at least you can still see the world and know what's going on down on the surface.

7. Army. Being on the water for long periods of time would probably drive me mad.

8. There are people that throw away thing that still work, even sometimes by accident money or credit cards. Pigs are awesome though.

9. Rifles are cool, and you can snipe with 'em.

10. Hm.. Hot could mean boiling, cold on the other hand can't go past freezing...

11. More would you rathers!!!

supercoo222
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smart- Brains over brawns baby.

The moon- it is a shorter flight, and i can bounce around instead of being stuck in a sandstorm, and gaze over at earth.

Apple!- Intead of taking the time to pall an orange i can just take a bite out of an apple and keep the doctor away

whipped to death- but i would get harrison ford to do it as indiana jones.

0 degrees- be more specific ferenheight or celcius? if it were ferenheight that would be too hot if it were celcius you would die. 0 degrees is actually liveable at both different types of tempeture measurements.

1000 feet in the air. why? so i can get an internet connection (unlike underground)
P.S. yes you can get an internet connection the higher up you are, some service provides are sattalites, this just moves me clkoser to them

Navy- It's like taking a cruise every day except for the fact you wear a uniform and have to worry about pirates and stuff.

pig farm- i would probably find some way to play with the pigs... ever heard of &quotiggy" in the midle

pistol- i have already done rifle.

cold cup of water- a hot cup would be like tea without flavor, gross.

MC2- my final answer

FloydTC
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be strong or be smart

I have never been either so I want to experience them both.

go to the moon or go to mars


whats the point? Id die either way.

eat a apple or eat a orange


orange. they taste better.

be stoned to death or be whipped to death


it depends on who is whipping me.

ah no it doesnt, I choose the whipping one either way.

temperature always 120 degrees or temperature always 0 degrees


some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on.
some feel the heat and decide that they cant go on.
some like it hot but you cant tell how hot til you try.
some like it hot so lets turn up the heat til we fry!

120 degrees, because I love robert palmer.

live 1000 feet under ground or live 1000 feet in the air
be in the army or be in the navy


well, terrorists wont be able to fly planes into me while Im underground.

work at a pig farm or work at a landfill


pig farm. free bacon. nuff said.

shoot a rifle or shoot a pistol


there are no rifles in the hood. the pistol can be shot sideways.

drink a very hot cup of water or drink a very cold cup of water


see my answer to the 120 degrees question.

take another survey next month or demand me to stop this


keep going, I like it when you...question me.
VillageIdiot
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Strong- Force smart people to work for me

Moon- I was born there

Apple- they are just good

Stoned- I have been hit in the head before with a rock

0 degrees- I like it cold

1000 feet up- great view

navy- you get shot at less

land fill- there is some good stuff there

rifle- sniper!

cold- hot will burn my mouth

another survey

sourwhatup2
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Smart - Instead of strong because then I could find weak points in a fight..

Mars - There is an actual possibility of living cells..

Apple - Apples have the ability to clean your teeth naturally..

Stoned to Death - 1 rock could kill me with 1 snap of the neck..

Always 0 Degrees - I like the cold, it's far easier to stay warm then cold.

1000 Feet in the air - I have a bit of claustrophobia but not fear of heights..

Navy - I like the water a lot, and their isn't as much explosions Lol..

A land fill - Oh I would find some pretty cool stuff, and the smell is practically as bad as a pig farm so whatever..

Rifle - I've already shot a pistol

Cold - Refreshing..

Take another survey - As long as the questions are very different xD

crazy1000001
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Ok here is this months survey. Please explain why you picked your answers.

Would you rather......

be strong or be smart
I am already smart so i would be strong
go to the moon or go to mars
mars MARTIANS!!!
eat a apple or eat a orange
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
be stoned to death or be whipped to death
stoned
temperature always 120 degrees or temperature always 0 degrees
0 i can withstand cold temperatures
live 1000 feet under ground or live 1000 feet in the air
1000 feet in the air, skydive when i'm bored
be in the army or be in the navy. Army

work at a pig farm or work at a landfill
Pig farm I'd have dinner!
shoot a rifle or shoot a pistol. Pistol, better aim

drink a very hot cup of water or drink a very cold cup of water.
Refreshing cold water
take another survey next month or demand me to stop this. More surveys




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