Oh my god! Today I got in trouble for dealing cocaine! I love cocaine and they hammered me for it. I was just giving it to the ninth graders. Geez.
That's like saying a just shot someone and now I have to go to jail... Phh what a jacked up world.
One time me and my friend jumped up these stairs and a teacher was on the top and we fell when we got there so he thought we were running and made us write an essay on why not to run in the hall. Mine was only a paragraph so he made me stay in for recess to finish it.
i didnt pick up some of my trash at lunch and had to move somewhere i dont want to sit now (btw there was a bunch of my friends trash to) and they told me to pick it up and i didnt think it was my responsabillity to throw everyones trash away so the princple picked on me and said i should pick up my trash i didnt give her any problems with it but i was thinking FTW FML >
well... i remember when i was young in around pre-school i never drank milk, ate yogurt(still don't) or eat cheese(still don't eat anycheese but mozzarella). so my teacher, mrs bail tried making me eat yogurt with huge marshmallows on top. i tried it and then spat in her hand with disgust. my mom told me afterwards that mrs bail said she was never going to feed medairy products again
I remember that while some kids in my class were doing a presentation on roman gods on guy in my class started to mumble about how one statue showed Jupiter naked. The teacher started screaming at him saying that the statue is art and that by laughing he's not respecting his body. God's creation so he's not respecting good. She also said something about how long it took the artist to carve the statue. And all the details. I thought: "What detail? The number of hair on the statues balls!"
The other week, for April's Fools day, our class put two cellphones in the ceiling of our classroom. We added self timers to completely random ringers. Some being a duck quacking, another, an obnoxious trumpet playing terribly, "My hand is like a dolphin!!!!!", and a random guy screaming "SHUTUP!!!!!!!". The teacher tried SO hard to ignore them, but at the end of the class he cracked, and while he was yelling at us, the ringer "SHUTUP!!!!!!" went off. It was the best prank we ever played on him. Haha
It was a P.E class and it was volleyball. I was at serving for my team but then I hit the serve on my teacher's head. It was not that strong but it cost me a warning note and a long talk to the supervisor.
Other time, there was a project on my class that you were supposed to read a lot of books, the more you read, better your grade can be. I read about 20 books in a month (yeah, I was really bored and there was few homework) and then the supervisor called me and told me to stop reading, give a break. I found it weird.
It was indoor reccess in fourth grade, I thought it would be fun to take these little plastic cubes you use for building things and just throw them at my friends. (The teacher was in the other room by the way). So anyway we all started throwing cubes at eachother and everyone was having fun, but then theres always that kid who tells the teacher... he ruined all the fun for everyone, but no one got in trouble, but later on I asked him why he told on everyone and he said he wanted to protect us??? I was laughing so hard when he left, since we couldn't get detentions in fourth grade we got the cubes taken away from us. Everyone was really mad at him... no big suprise.
