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My little brother (or sister) painted them with crayons.
Used. Works even multiple times with same teacher.
One of the few things I'm glad I got a brother.

My homework is a fugitive from the law and was finally caught yesterday and incarcerated.

I was diagnosed with Cancer, and don't have long to live.

It spontaneously burst into flames.

OR

I didn't do it. This works the best in my case. Except on my HORRIFIC FRENCH TEACHER. My God, I forgot a question once, he gave me a fucking lunch detention

Teacherinsert name of your choice here), you missed your homework again

Student: its under your fat roll

[quote]I was diagnosed with Cancer, and don't have long to live.

you could also say i done it on the computer but i droped water over my computer and it couldnt print it.

go into an extremely long monologue explaining what you had to do over that whole day.

I slept since I went home.

I'm nothing more than a figment of your imagination! *runs out of room*

Throw up, in-front of the teacher, all over your desk.

I erased it so my sibling could practice it, he/she hadn't been able to start it though.

You didn't assign Homework.

I ran out of writing utensils.

I lost my backpack/binder.

I swear it was in my backpack when I left for school.

I swear it was in my backpack when I left for school.

i left it in my locker is what i always use cause it works every time

What homework?

Didn't feel like doing it.

My friend ate it (true story)

It was stupid, so I didn't do it.

I did it, and then lost it

I never got a paper.

First one works the best....

my aunti died and i had to go to the funeral

i did it all in invisible ink, oops