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LiveInPeace29
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Who do you think would win?


JACKIE CHAN FTW!!!!

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scoRe
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Jackie Chan is all speed while Chuck Norris is all power. So, Chuck Norris for me.

OberKommando44
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Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris> Jackie Chan

Way the Dragon

2014631
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A nuclear bomb is the toughest. Even though Chuck Norris would probably turn it off with his mind, Jackie Chan would probably kick it and blow up.

Sodacan
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You do understand that Chuck Norris's Warm-up routines are being faster than a bullet, leaping tall buildings, and is more powerful than a locomotive. Jackie Chan can just move fast...

Chuck Norris

budokai1694
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Jackie Chan is the man! and Chuck Norris is a joke, the end

Yodadude53
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Some people need to get their history straight. CHUCK NORRIS IS YOUR FATHER

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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I am the original creator of CHUCK LEE! (Bruce Lee combined with Chuck Norris)

Good times, good times. Although, it is fact that the Asian man will have more skills in hand to hand combat then the others.... As they say in the movies.

*Insert badly dubbed Japanese film segments*

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Aha! Panda Po would defeat them all with his Wooshi(?) Finger Hold and his pure "Ooooo awesome-ness".

On a more serious note, I believe Jackie Chan would have the upper hand, he has been trained since childhood, which probably ensures he has a greater tactical advantage. That's just my opinion though.

2014631
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Bruce Lee! He would go BAM! and jackie's dead and then after 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 decades of fighting with Chuck Norris Chuck would finally fall and bruce lee would deliver the final blow to the face. BYE B

zigdawg
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Are you really asking this question.Is it even a fight?Chuck Norris no doubt.

scoRe
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I always loved the fights Jackie Chan put him. They were so unique and innovative that I always wanted real life fights to go down like that. Jackie Chan is somebody who uses his environment to his advantage. And, that is bad ass. =D

2014631
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I always loved the fights Jackie Chan put him. They were so unique and innovative that I always wanted real life fights to go down like that. Jackie Chan is somebody who uses his environment to his advantage. And, that is bad ***. =D



jackie chan is NOT bad*** he is a nice person. But he's just tough
*rolls eyes*
Yodadude53
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I would win!!!! Yep, I OWN YOU ALL NOOBS :P

duhman0919
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Chuck Norris by far
chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried before

Riou1231
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Do we really need to debate about this?

CHUCK NORRIS OF COURSE

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