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pk2015
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ok basically the title says itself, but im gonna start out with one
when my little brother was i think 5 or 4, he asks my dad, my older brother and me "why did the one year older jump in the pool?"
"why?" we all asked
"because he drowned!"
yeah we were all like ????? and we all started cracking up. yeah i know weird joke lol

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leo99rules
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There was once a man who had a 21 year old son that couldn't recognize letters. Well he could, But every time the man got to f his son would
see k. So one day the man asked how come every time i write F you see K.

I know retarded right.

johnny294
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knock knock
come in

that one is stupid

FloydTC
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Actually its ' a half past freckle'


I have only heard it the other way.

Ive got a few horrible ones of my own. who knows how original they are...

diarrhea makes you feel crappy
hemerrhoids are a pain in the *ss
homophobia is gay
all name callers are stupid
jugular cancer is a real pain in the neck

that last one I know is mine.
Joshman1444
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Here i go

Once i put a Ho-Ho in a dryer...
But she got Mad Mad...

Leave hate mail in the section below.

H4V0K
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H4V0K
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#1 hatemail @ joshman :-P

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Jimmy Carr - 'stationy store moves'. rubbish but I can't stop telling it.

Why were E.T's eyes so wide?
Because he saw his phone bill...
(I hate ET)

Ernie15
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Ernie15
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About the two finalists in the 2003 American Idol: why was Clay Aiken? Because Ruben Studdard.

It makes more sense if you read it aloud.

Google567
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Google567
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Farmer

I get the joke, but it ain't funny Ernie.
So how come no ones saying any mexican jokes?

EnterOrion
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EnterOrion
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So how come no ones saying any mexican jokes?


So what do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.
Google567
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Google567
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Farmer

Juan on Juan.


Hee hee. That's a pretty good one I've never heard before.
firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Why'd you specially mention Mexican jokes, Google?

emmalouc1
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emmalouc1
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I also hate any of the what did the ______ say to the other jokes. They are soo annoying and corny!

santajoe
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santajoe
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Does your mom count as a joke?

If so then that

RustyAllard
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A friend of mine once told me this joke, and somehow i couldn't stop laughing o.O:

What did the commander say before he bought a new tank?
Hey let's buy a new tank!
liverpool8
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why was the little ancient egyptian boy confused?
because his daddy was a mummy.

so stupid!

Ernie15
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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A: Where's my tractor?

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