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HEY. fat penguin!

what?

just wanted something to break the ice. heard that in science

I'm afraid whoever named this "The most offensive joke you have ever heard" hasn't read this thread or even the first post.Or..s/he doesn't know what retarded means.

A good name would be

"The most not funny/stupid(you decide which one) joke you have ever heard"

I believe the title used to be "Most retarded joke you have ever heard?" Maybe whoever changes it was implying that that word "retard" is offensive.

well i am sort of Jewish. now all the way like a half. any way

what do you do with Jews with ADD?

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Concentration camps

why are black people black?
they used their face to clean their butts(kinda racist)

yo mama jokes are used as retaliations to your friend,but otherwise nothing

SPARTA!!! jokes are a little outdated right?

people acting cute to gain favour is just one really sick joke

also,theres one i hate alot,especially used against me,

SARCASM

1. What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The pizza doesn't scream when it gets thrown in the oven!

2. Whose the best jew cook? Adolf Hitler?

3. How do you get 50 jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back the rest in the ash tray.

4. How do you get 40 jews in a car? Put them all in the trunk.

5. How do you get 25 jews in a car? Throw a penny in it. Now how do you get them out? Say Adolf Hitlers driving.

6. What do you call 1000 black men at the bottom of the ocean? Pollution. What do you call 2000 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A solution.

7. Why does a black man carry turd in his wallet? It's his identity.

8. What does an apple and a black man have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree.

9. What do you call a black man on a ship? A slave.

10. Theres a black guy and a Mexican in a car whose driving? The cops.

11. What's the fastest animal alive? A black man with a stolen T.V. downhill, what even faster than that? His son with the dvds running downhill.

12. What do you say when your t.v. is hovering in the air in the middle of the night? Drop it nigger.

13. What do you call a kitcat? Two black men in a sandwich.

14. WHat do you call 1000 black men at the bottom of the C.N.N tower? Pubic hair.

15. What do you call 1 white men among 10 black men? Gangbeat.

16. What do you call 1 white men among 10 000 black men? A warden.

17. What do you call a herd of black men running downhill? A mudslide.

18. What do you call a mob of white men running downhill? A blizzard.

19. What do you call a group of white men at the bottom of the C.N.N tower? Spurm


Totally inappriate and offensive jokes but funny.

20. Why are black people black? Because God burnt them.

21. Why do black people have white hands and white feet? Because it's the only part he didn't burn

why was the little ancient egyptian boy confused?
because his daddy was a mummy.

what do you do with Jews with ADD?
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Concentration camps

Racism is not funny! Be carefull with those jokes you may get blocked.

I will appologize to all jews and blacks for him since he most certainly will not.

I appologize for my racist jokes and hope that you find them in no way offensive or meant stricly for you. If you want to tell me what a jerk I am, yell at me on my comments, do not clog up this thread.

Thank you;
Valkery appologizing for PanzerTank

21. Why do black people have white hands and white feet? Because it's the only part he didn't burn

I always practice safe eating habits. I always use a condoment.

sorry for the double post.

There was a sign outside of adrug rehab center. It said "Stay off the Grass"

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

The butcher backed up to close to the meat grinder and got a little "behind" in his work.

Don't join dangerous cults. Always practice safe sects.

The most offensive joke has to be the Danish cartoon about Muhamed anything that gets Muslims to boycott Bacon and Beer must be bad

Thank you;
Valkery appologizing for PanzerTank

I will appologize to all jews and blacks for him since he most certainly will not.

21. Why do black people have white hands and white feet? Because it's the only part he didn't burn

I'm no racist, but I've heard that joke before, and you got the punchline wrong. It's actually meant to be 'because there's a little bit of good in everbody'

I am Not racist. That's why i post this to offensive jokes and not to the good ones. Because it is too racist and don't tell it so much.


"What difference does a black man than a bucket of cr*p has?"

And the answer is totally stupid:

"The bucket"