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LiveInPeace29
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I would be a banana because when some idiot picks me up I can say: IM NOT A PHONE STUPID.

=D

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Qttoza
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i would be a rock, yes a rock because then people would be like hey theres a rock in the fruit basket

jammycamm
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Id be a banana looking for a descent pair of female oranges to rub

knight_34
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I would be a mango because those are my favorites. Otherwise I would be an orange or an apple.

bacobit
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What will the oranges have to say about this?


What the hell are you talkng about????
Cenere
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What the hell are you talkng about????

Kittens, obviously.

It has apparently been confirmed at I indeed would not be a fruit, but instead a mint plant. Because I have a cool and refreshing, yet oddly leafy taste. Also good for mojitos.
bacobit
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[quote=I]A star fruit 'cause I'll look cool >_<[/quote]

Then...

[quote=Google]What will the oranges have to say about this[/quote]

And that is what provoked me to say...

What the hell are you talkng about????


And I'll once again say

What the hell are you talking about????????(Now with a 100% more question marks)
random_player_of_ag
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I'm an orange, you're an apple. Hehehehehehe


Watermelon

Cenere
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What the hell are you talking about????????

Puppies.
No, really. There is absolutely nothing to understand.
valkery
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I would be either a Kumquat, Pomegranete or a Lemon. Kumquat because of the weird name, lemon because I could make poeple cry and pomegranete for a healthy prostate + it is my favorite fruit.

Please check my spelling.

Haku1234567890
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Guava becaose it is the Healthiest fruit

2014631
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a strawberry because it's sweet but since im red, when i get angry you dont want to be there. Hey that's actually a lot like me! :P

Armpit
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I would be a pineapple, because pineapples are cool.


Wrong.
I would be a pineapple, spikey on the outside and sour on the inside.


You deny that pineapples are cool, then you say you want to be one? I think you've just insulted yourself, there.

Guava becaose it is the Healthiest fruit


1. Define "healthy"
2. Do you have any evidence to back this claim up?
3. Aren't acai berries the healthiest fruit?
4. How would you benefit from being a healthy fruit? You'd just get eaten more quickly, would you not?
superzed1
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I would be a rotten apple. disgusing, and get's thrown away.

valkery
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That is random. Disgusting, and random.

LiveInPeace29
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Uh... I have no idea how that happened... anyway, I would be the dragon fruit because it is the rarest fruit in the world.

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