do you know how hard it is for me to sit through a video like that and not say thats what she said
So when the baby is being born and no words are being said on screen, you just want to shout out "That's what she said"? Maybe I just don't see it, but I don't think that would give your peers the impression that you're...well, sane.
do you know how hard it is for me to sit through a video like that and not say thats what she said
Let me guess you have watched the office (US) and think that joke is something new. You find it funny, but for some reason unknown to you nobody around you seems to feel the same way....
My eldest brother being killed in a helicopter accident and my other older brother geting banged up for assualt in the same year, leaving me to care for my two younger brothers. That was a bad year indeed.
Ok, I know this'll sound crude and offensive, but the hardest thing I've been through is getting an erection every FREAKING FEW SECONDS during a 2 hour long graduation ceremony.
I know it sounds stupid, but honestly, it was terrible.
P.S. I'm really NOT joking. I'm not. It really was a bad experience.
I didn't know it was possible for it to keep going up and down like that. Usually when it goes up it just stays there. I didn't know they could only last a few seconds...?
Well, I exaggerated, maybe it was a few minutes. But usually, I would daydream, get one, and it then would go away after a few minutes. But that day, I would get another erection just as soon as I lost my old one for no particular reason.
Trust me, it was quite an ordeal and I almost cried from frustration.
Got a car accident. The moron crosses the line at 10meters from us. Frontal crash. My mom broke her hip. I hot various hits, nothing serious. The moron splitted his hed open, brain leaking. I'll alwais remember it.
That reminds me of something I saw. There was a motor cycle accident and they were still cleaning up so traffic was going very slow. At one point I was stopped right next to the accident and I looked out the window and the guys brain was still splattered across the road only about a foot from my car.
Thinking about it I remember a story my mom told me. She was driving home from work and passing a bad accident. It was so bad they were pulling the guy out of his car in pieces and just as she was passing they pulled his head out. She seemed a bit shaken up for a few days after that.
I haven't really had that many bad things happen to me over the course of my life, at least not compaired to some people on here. A year or so ago I had a really bad toothache from a 5 year old cavity, I know that doesn't sound that bad but the pain was terrible, direct, sharp, intense and unrelenting pain. I ended up partially snapping a toothbrush trying to brush my tooth for a moment of relief and blunted a combat knife out of frustration (probably a good thing as I was considering digging the tooth out to get rid of the pain). Probably the worse thing I can think of is when I was younger and was in a public pool. I was in the deeper end and trying to get one of those blow up rafts. Well, I grabbed the raft and it flipped over on me. I panicked and just couldn't figure out to simply move the raft away and nearly drowned, terrifying experience really, can still remember it to this day. Besides from that a car wreck when I was a young child but I can't remember that though there is one thing that nearly happened to a friend. We went to the gun range and when he was walking over to his car to get something he was nearly hit by a richocet from somewhere else, though I still belive that bullet sounded like it had too much force to be a richocet though I never saw a shooter so to speak. But overall I guess I've been fairly lucky and hopefully this trend will continue.
ya i am diebutic(and i can't even spell it)and at like 7 and 8 i had 2 seizures and let me tell you when your brain sends out a pain message it freaking hurts like he11 it is just awful
