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DrCool1
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Behold another would you rather survey! Choose your answers wisely and explain why you picked them.

Would you rather........

use a PC or use a MAC

fight one big guy on pcp or fight three small normal guys

have a good friend die or have 20 random people die

have four arms or have four legs

eat 4 lbs of old fish guts or eat 1 lb of large fire ants

drink 4 cups of sea water or drink 4 cups of old milk

have everyone in the world hate you or be the only person in the world

be boiled to death or be stabbed to death

be a penguin or be a hippo

jump off a 20ft building or jump of a boat going 55mph

fart every 10 seconds or burp every 10 secounds

Enjoy = ]

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WexMajor82
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PC.
What the hell is pcp?
20 random people.
Legs if the hans are still in place.
Ants. I hate ants.
Sea water; not automatic throw up if done slowly.
Only in the world. I hate people.
Stabbed. One shot could kill.
Hippo. Huge and ferocious.
Jump 20ft. Jump off board at 55mph is like jumping off a car.
Fart. Way more disgusting.

Google567
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Pc
fight one big guy on pcp
have 20 random people die
have four legs
eat 4 lbs of old fish guts
drink 4 cups of old milk
be the only person in the world
be stabbed to death
fart every 10 seconds
jump of a boat going 55mph
be a penguin

leo99rules
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use a PC or use a MAC


mac ...its just awesome

fight one big guy on pcp or fight three small normal guys


1 big guy

have a good friend die or have 20 random people die


20 random people

have four arms or have four legs


legs ( I WOULD BE AWESOME AT SOCCER )

eat 4 lbs of old fish guts or eat 1 lb of large fire ants


fish guts

drink 4 cups of sea water or drink 4 cups of old milk


milk

have everyone in the world hate you or be the only person in the world


be the only person in the world

be boiled to death or be stabbed to death


stabbed

be a penguin or be a hippo


penguin

jump off a 20ft building or jump of a boat going 55mph


boat

fart every 10 seconds or burp every 10 secounds


burp
H4V0K
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use a PC or use a MAC

PC just because I use a PC now.

fight one big guy on pcp or fight three small normal guys

Considering I would be on pcp I would take the 3 normal guys - more boasting rights

have a good friend die or have 20 random people die

So long as the random people could not consist of family or other friends - 20 random people.

have four arms or have four legs

Four arms. what could I possibly use extra legs for? Arms I could carry more things and bitch-slap 4 people at once hah. much more practical.

eat 4 lbs of old fish guts or eat 1 lb of large fire ants

4 lbs of old fish guts. I am scared of ants so no chance of them going anywhere near me.

drink 4 cups of sea water or drink 4 cups of old milk

4 cups of old milk, basically cheesy yougurt hah. Sea water can kill can't it?

have everyone in the world hate you or be the only person in the world

Be the only person. If everybody hates you, your basically alone anyway. Besides being the only person I would be KING OF THE WORLD!

be boiled to death or be stabbed to death

Stabbed. Hopefully would be stabbed in a lethal place and it would be quick. I aint no lobster!

be a penguin or be a hippo

Penguin, they are awsome! Hippo's are just fat lol.

jump off a 20ft building or jump of a boat going 55mph

Jump off a building. chances are jumping off a boat at that speed would take skin off, then you have the salt in the water... ouch.

fart every 10 seconds or burp every 10 secounds

Fart - I can't imagine trying to talk to sombody or make out with someone and keep burping in their face haha.
At least farts can be silent and do not always smell so nobody would be any the wiser
adios194
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use a PC or use a MAC

PC
fight one big guy on pcp or fight three small normal guys

Three small normal guys, they don't stand a chance. The big guy could sit on me.
have a good friend die or have 20 random people die

20 random people I don't know.
have four arms or have four legs

4 arms
eat 4 lbs of old fish guts or eat 1 lb of large fire ants

ants, i'm a vegetarian
drink 4 cups of sea water or drink 4 cups of old milk

sea water
have everyone in the world hate you or be the only person in the world

be the only person
be boiled to death or be stabbed to death

stabbed
be a penguin or be a hippo

penguin, their so cute.
jump off a 20ft building or jump of a boat going 55mph

a boat, i'm petrified of heights.
fart every 10 seconds or burp every 10 secounds

burp, its less absurd. Also, it doesn't smell.
H4V0K
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eat 4 lbs of old fish guts or eat 1 lb of large fire ants

ants, i'm a vegetarian


Ants are technically an animal so you shouldnt eat them either
MageGrayWolf
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use a PC or use a MAC


This depends on what I'm using the computer for.

fight one big guy on pcp or fight three small normal guys


Three small normal guys

have a good friend die or have 20 random people die


Again this would depend on the circumstances. For instance if I'm not aware of these people existing, it's not really going to bother me to much.

have four arms or have four legs


four arms

eat 4 lbs of old fish guts or eat 1 lb of large fire ants


Since I'm not big on internal organs I'll take the ants.

drink 4 cups of sea water or drink 4 cups of old milk


I'll go with sea water. the problems from that could be easier to fix.

have everyone in the world hate you or be the only person in the world


I thought everybody already hated me, then again if I was the only one in the world at least then I would have time to read all my books. (10 points for the reference).

I think I would go with being hated.

be boiled to death or be stabbed to death


stabbed

be a penguin or be a hippo


Hippo, that can kick your @$$.

jump off a 20ft building or jump of a boat going 55mph


Given either way I would likely be dead I will go with jumping from the boat.

fart every 10 seconds or burp every 10 secounds


farting
Smits
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use a PC or use a MAC - PC

fight one big guy on pcp or fight three small normal guys - One big guy

have a good friend die or have 20 random people die - 20 randomers

have four arms or have four legs - four arms

eat 4 lbs of old fish guts or eat 1 lb of large fire ants - ants easy to swollow and kill in mouth

drink 4 cups of sea water or drink 4 cups of old milk - sea water but youd eb sick

have everyone in the world hate you or be the only person in the world - they can all hate me

be boiled to death or be stabbed to death - stabbed

be a penguin or be a hippo - hippo

jump off a 20ft building or jump of a boat going 55mph - jump off a boat

fart every 10 seconds or burp every 10 secounds - burp

Ernie15
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use a PC or use a MAC


Well, I'm using a PC right now, so...

fight one big guy on pcp or fight three small normal guys


I consider myself a big guy, so fighting another big guy would just be like fighting a normal guy. But fighting three smaller guys is like fighting three kids (almost), so I'll go with that option.

have a good friend die or have 20 random people die


20 random people, as long as I don't know them. You do realize though, it happens every second.

have four arms or have four legs


Four arms. A four-legged configuration would elongate my body horizontally, making it very difficult to sit down.

eat 4 lbs of old fish guts or eat 1 lb of large fire ants


The fire ants would probably have more of a kick to them, so I guess I'd probably find them to be tastier.

drink 4 cups of sea water or drink 4 cups of old milk


Sea water. I'm quite lactose intolerant, so even only about a half cup of normal milk will make me sick. Imagine what four cups of that stuff would do to me.

have everyone in the world hate you or be the only person in the world


If I were a self-hating person, both options would be the same. I'll choose the option of being the only person in the world, because it gives me unlimited and free access to all the world's resources. If everyone hated me, I wouldn't be able to eat or drink or sleep because everyone would deny me those rights.

be boiled to death or be stabbed to death


Stabbed, because it would be quicker. I don't want my death to be slow and painful.

be a penguin or be a hippo


Hippo. We're more dangerous and we don't have any natural predators.

jump off a 20ft building or jump of a boat going 55mph


I'd jump off the 20 ft building...but I'd jump off the first floor.

fart every 10 seconds or burp every 10 secounds


Fart, because if I burped every 10 seconds, it would be hard to eat.
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use a PC or use a MAC

pc, macs aren't compatible
fight one big guy on pcp or fight three small normal guys

smaller, easier to beat
have a good friend die or have 20 random people die

random people, why even ask
have four arms or have four legs

arms, can do more stuff
eat 4 lbs of old fish guts or eat 1 lb of large fire ants

ants, i like spicy stuff
drink 4 cups of sea water or drink 4 cups of old milk

sea water, old milk is disgusting
have everyone in the world hate you or be the only person in the world

only person, i don't mind being lonley
be boiled to death or be stabbed to death

stabbed, quicker=better
be a penguin or be a hippo

penguins, they are awesome
jump off a 20ft building or jump of a boat going 55mph

building just jump of from somewhere lower
fart every 10 seconds or burp every 10 secounds

fart, burping is hard to eat
KMRaider
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use a PC or use a MAC

PC, Just not a fan of macs.

fight one big guy on pcp or fight three small normal guys

3 guys.

have a good friend die or have 20 random people die

20 randoms.

have four arms or have four legs

Four arms. It'd look weird but gives you advantages as opposed to four legs/

eat 4 lbs of old fish guts or eat 1 lb of large fire ants

Depends on whether they could be cooked, but fish guts. It would feel horrible having bugs slide down my throat.

drink 4 cups of sea water or drink 4 cups of old milk

Milk, 4 cups of sea water and you would be seriously dehydrated.

have everyone in the world hate you or be the only person in the world

Only person. You could get used to being alone. Living in a world where everyone would be hell.

be boiled to death or be stabbed to death

Stabbed, boiling would be more torturous.

be a penguin or be a hippo

Hippo.

jump off a 20ft building or jump of a boat going 55mph

Boat.

fart every 10 seconds or burp every 10 secounds

Burp, no one would want to be near you if you farted. If you burped, people are more likely to tolerate you.
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use a PC or use a MAC?
MAC. they are faster and have many more features.

fight one big guy on pcp or fight three small normal guys
three small people. i can take one out quick and then i only have two who can't surround me as easily. the big guy would just own me cause i am really small for my age

have a good friend die or have 20 random people die
20 random people. this happens everyday. what would the difference be for me
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