Yah...I would've put this in the AMW, but usually the person posting didn't actually write it. But I wanted a collection of colloquial songs. Warning: The below song has explicit language, violent themes, and general disrespect for school. Lol.
The Burning of the School Sung to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school. We have tied up all the teachers and have broken all the rules We have drugs and drinks and other things that aren't allowed at school Yes, today the kids shall rule!
Glory, glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler So I hid behind the door with a loaded .44 And the teacher teached no more
And now, we march straight down the hall, to hang our principal I wonder if our homework books are very edible Send us to the office, you go to the hospital And now school ain't so dull!
Glory, glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler So I met her in the bank with a US Army tank And the teacher, she was ganked
We have smashed up all the blackboards, we have burned up all the books And now the teacher cannot give us any more dirty looks We hide all of our grade scores in the toilet and in nooks But the cops say we are crooks
Glory, glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler So I met her in the attic with a semi-automatic The teacher died, "so tragic"
We have painted cusswords on the walls, and shattered all the boards The PTA and other freaks have just been ****ing gored And our brand-new battle cry is "Don't mess with the **** horde" Try to fight us, we have swords
I went to her funeral, I visited her grave But instead of throwing flowers, I just threw a handgrenade And though now in the crazy house, our legacy won't fade Our troops are marching on!
So, anyone else want to share? That song up there, is something I hear at school a lot.
so I'm not really in a good position to write one of them.
Clarification: THE POSTER DOES NOT WRITE THEM. The poster shares them. Colloquial songs and poems are like...gah. It's hard to explain, kind of. They were kind of written by someone unknown and shared by word of mouth. And they're usually offensive in some way, lol. xP
