I took a lot of time today to make chocolate chip cookies and when I took them out of the oven to eat them with milk, the milk was GONE!!!!! What the hell has this world came to! Can't a man enjoy milk with his cookies.
Have you been taking some of your patients' meds, Dr. ???
remade.
Now THIS is hilarious since his account name has Dr. in it XD
I can tell you one thing now. Either you were on pot when you were making cookies, you never made cookies in the first place and you are scrambling around in the kitchen toppling stuff over, or you are sitting on the couch not remembering that you drank your milk because you put leaves in your cookies.
They're gremlins probably... slipping into refrigerators to drink honest people's milk... don't trust them gremlins! They're pink and vanish like waffles!
I hate it when White Gold comes and steals my milk for his stache. He then plays a loud solo on his Milk Guitar and then rides a flying horse to advertise "Got Milk?" It gets really annoying.
I hate it when White Gold comes and steals my milk for his stache. He then plays a loud solo on his Milk Guitar and then rides a flying horse to advertise "Got Milk?" It gets really annoying.
White Gold is indeed the queen of gremlins. He will make disappear bacon too!
