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valkery
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This is for those of you who love dead baby jokes.

Please don't spam or comment on how gross one of the other jokes is. Also please do not copy and paste. You can use ones that you have heard but do not copy from another web site.

To get us started.

What is the wordt part of killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.

What is red and hangs from trees?
A baby that went through a snow blower.

What is green and hangs from trees?
The same baby three months later.


Think disgustingly.

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chitown
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I have never heard of theese kinds of jokes so I got nothin.

H4V0K
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I didnt really know 'dead baby' jokes were that much of a thing. I know plenty of dead celeb jokes.

valkery
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You people are deprived.

What is worse than a pile of dead babies?
A pile of dead babies with a live one on the bottom.
Worse than that?
When it eats it's way out.
Even worse?
When it comes back for more.


What is worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?
A dead baby in ten trash cans.

lightcrux
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Peasant

I did read your title, but don't you think this is a bit grotesque?

bacobit
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how do you get a baby out of a blender?
with a straw.

Whats the differese between a baby and a watermellon?
Ones fun to smash and the is a watermellon.

I know a few more but I can't remeber them atm

valkery
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How do you get a baby into a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get a baby out of a bowl?
Tostitos.

I did read your title, but don't you think this is a bit grotesque?


Yes, but if you read the title than you can't say I did not warn you. If we put the names of the babies in I would not do this but it is about completely nondescript babies so why does it matter. If I specifically targeted a child than this would be a horrible thread, but I don't so it is not.
German3945
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how do you get a baby out of a blender?
with a straw.

HAHAHA nice.

What's the difference between a baby and a snake?
I don't try to run over snakes.
Mahargmot
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what is in a black-garbage-bag and squirms like a fish ?




a live babie that will soon me dead XDDDDDDDDDDDD

MrTrogable
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how many dead babies does it takes to paint a wall?
depends how hard you throw em.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?
I don't have a caddie in my garage.

Mahargmot
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how many babies does it take to paint a house?
and how do you get them on the wall?
and how do you get them off?

it takes 400
you get them on the wall with a wood chiper
and you get them off with chips XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

valkery
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That last one is kind of retarded.

Mahargmot
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Mahargmot
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how do you figure?

Carlie
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Not OK. Seriously guys. You should know better than to participate in this.

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