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Teacher: All living and dead things fall under the biotic area, whereas all nonliving things, things that were never alive, are abiotic.

Me: Does that make oil biotic?

Teacher: Don't go there.

I laughed. Fortunately I don't feel embarrassment so when everyone looked at me I just smiled.

I dont get it? I understand that oil was once living plants and animals but why is it funny?

I was eating at Casper's, which is a hotdoggery, if you are not aware, and all of a sudden, this large black woman comes in and starts shouting at the counter, "Escuse me, you know where the bathroom is?!?", as if everyone in the room were deaf. The young woman working the counter tells her that she would have to go across the street to the gas station if she wanted to use the bathroom. The large woman just yelled "Dammit!" and walked across the street. I laughed for days after this happened.

I love pissing my teachers off, its so funny.
Anywho, me and a friend were talking and for some reason that I don't feel like remembering the word "chode" was mention. Well anyway the teacher heard it and the rest I can only be explained in play form.

Teacher: Please don't say that word.
Friend: No Mr.Keeler, thats a good thing.
Teacher: I'm not stupid Riley.
Friend: No it really, its a good thing. Mr.Keeler your a chode.
Teacher: Riley, just go to the office.

I dont get it? I understand that oil was once living plants and animals but why is it funny?

it was funny because of the teacher reaction to his witty question.

Every time I see an old Indian woman wearing running shoes, I just burst out laughing.

Not really a story, but it's funny.