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PanzerTank
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The titles self explanatory just say a conflict that happened with a teacher, except don't use their real names. I'll start this happened today.
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It was science class, and our class was misbehaving a bit while we were testing some projects we made and fillinf out our self evaluation page. My Carl said we were being to loud and that he already saw lies on our self evaluation sheet, then he told us to get back to work this time quitely. So we were for a few minutes then the bell rang and he allegedly told our class to stay in for detention but I ran our a side door and ran home for lunch with my work and all (I live across the street from my school). When I got back to school he had the nerves to start yelling at me about how ignorant, rude, stupid and how he would try to take away leaving school property priviliges. He next told me to write why I ran out the side door like a condemned man so I said ya ya and he had the look of a man who wanted to belt me. He actually sent me home for this!

Btw the reason I left was because I was hungry, and I didn't hear him give us a detention. I didn't put my binders and work in my locker was because I forgot to.
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I personally think he overreacted. Now it's the next persons turn to comment on this or put down their story.

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pHacon
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Hmm... well all of my science teachers were always awesome... except for the 7th grade... That guy didn't even have a teaching license!

I say a guy who can blow a fuse like that has no business being around kids, though, no matter what their age.

I'll try and think of a time one of my teachers did something funny or stupid, but that might take a while.

XVERB
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my Social Studies teacher last year was really a funny guy. first off has name was Mr. Schank, but was pronounced (Skank) and he played WOW. When ever we didn't feel like working we would just ask him about what he did in World of war craft last night. he always told us. His gild was made up of a half deaf 70 year old woman, a german who had a really strong accent, and a few other people who just tried to make life harder for him.

Best teacher i have ever had

Kyouzou
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I remember one of teachers in 6th grade, she got distracted really easily so whenever we didn't feel like doing anything we'd just ask her to talk about her upcoming wedding its amazing how she could spend 90 minutes talking about those tiny details.

Krizaz
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I say a guy who can blow a fuse like that has no business being around kids, though, no matter what their age.


Ha, yeah.

I do remember a teacher who dropped the F-Bomb on a student and got fired.

Everyone hated her, she was like a 1950's Nun in a catholic school.
Zanto_zsnes
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Btw the reason I left was because I was hungry, and I didn't hear him give us a detention.


You we're more hungry than your ear functioning well.
Nice Job HungryTank. lol :P
wipe42
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I got in a fight with one of the assitant princapls at school because I dropped my badge in the hallway and she wanted to give me detention for three weeks. Then the vice princapls walk in and got me out of it.
Everyone hated this woman and soon after that she got fired.
Oh and this all took place at the beginning of the school year.
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A few times my class got some substitutes to quit. Man we were so mean to them. Tacks un the fabric of the chair. Firecrackers in the desk (refferal time for that one). Super glue on pencils.
Oh and the best one of all was when no one came back after we went outside. The sub almost... Well made a piece of chocolate in his pants.

Krizaz
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I got in a fight with one of the assitant princapls at school because I dropped my badge in the hallway


Wait, are you in a Military school.

A few times my class got some substitutes to quit. Man we were so mean to them


Wow, your a b*tch.
XVERB
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once we had a sub... the kids thought it would be funny, since she was wearing a white shirt, to throw the chalk erasers at her(yellow chalk) She didn't notice until someone told her that her back had yellow chalk all over it. it was quite humorous

loloynage2
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always make signs with their hands making them look like guns and shoot each other.


ah yes, i use to play this when i was in 4th grade, good times, good times

Well i use to have the best teacher evar! She wouldn't care, and we could do anything during the whole class And because we had that teacher for most of the classes, it was the best year ever!

Well i had 1 teacher i hated and she hated me (for some reason)
Everyone can pick with who to work except for me
she hates to give me good grades/notes
she was always blaming me

This year, most teachers are like normal, so i get lots of work...:O
valkery
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My freind had a small bottle of hot sauce at lunch and we wanted him to drink it but a teacher came by and told him that he was not allowed to because he could get sick and that he should get rid of it. He goes "well i'll just drink it and that will get rid of it" and the teacher gets pissed but turns around for a second and my freind sucks it down. It was funny, espescially when he looked like he was going to breath fire (my friend).

Graham
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I encountered the first type of this teacher only this year.

a pretentious, 50+ old, polite and strict teacher.

the principal evaluated her in my block the day before spring break (earlier this year there were teacher-cutting discussions) and her lesson plan fails (like every day (English class)).

We start out with root-words beach ball. the object of the game is to throw the ball to someone and whatever root your hand lands on you give the definition and you get like a hershey's kiss. The principal enters and our teacher freezes and takes back the beach ball.

Then she announces that we're reading The Tale of Launcelot Du Lake. So, she tells us the general idea of King Arthur like the Disney movie. 1st outburst of the Principal, "Cartoons? It was a magnificent.. beautiful play!" teacher apoligizes, "I'm sorry I haven't had the privilege of seeing it, ok moving on."

After finished reading about it, 2nd outburst "You guys know about the saying 'The Might is Right?'?" everyone nods no. "It was Arthur's Epiphany (bla bla bla)."

Now, she hands out outlines (we haven't done in months) and tells us about this essay we are going to write about Lancelot. She proceeds to walk us through half of the outline sheet. After that half she tells us to turn our outline over. Time for the essay. During the telling of outline she rolled up the projector wall-thingy. She starts telling us what to write, and then answers her own questions. Uh oh, she forgot to roll down the projector wall-thingy and show us the actual outline.

By that time we had 5 minutes left in class so she just told us to put away that sheet and "I'm sorry."


it was a sad funny moment.

EnterOrion
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Firecrackers in the desk


At my school, they'd arrest you for that. >.>

I used to be really brutal to subs whenever they came around. I don't do it anymore, not really wanting to get in trouble because it's a pain nowadays, but it was fun while it lasted.

Anyways, we had this really dumb sub, who we had to correct when she was adding like 50 + 27 or some easy as pie problem like that, so realizing we weren't going to learn anything beyond how stupid our sub is, me and my friends decide to strike up a conversation. Of course the sub didn't like this, as we were getting pretty loud. So he tells us to be quiet and we ignore us. He automatically yelled at us, and threatened to write us up and send us to the principle. My friends except one be quiet, but me and that one continue talking. When he directly threatened writing me up to me, I said go ahead (not that I cared, lol). So he gets really mad and threatens it, and now the whole class is staring at me and my friend, and we continue our conversation. Finally the sub comes and slaps a meter stick on the table (it was REALLY loud) and we look at him. My friend says nothing, and I tell the sub to f off. Needless to say, he went and got a referral. Like I said earlier, he was dumb as a rock, and he didn't know how to write a referral. So what he does is calls the principle to ask how to do it and submit it and so forth. The principle just comes and gets me. xD

I got detention for three days. xD
wipe42
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At my school, they'd arrest you for that. >.>


Oh but no one really confessed so they didn't really want all of us to get arrested, so we just got refferals and ISS (In School Suspension). I think a few people had to serve their punishment in the office. It got way to crowded in there.


Wait, are you in a Military school.


No but in my school they still require you to wear one. Sorry if you got the wrong picture.
EnterOrion
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Oh but no one really confessed so they didn't really want all of us to get arrested


They'd arrest you all, probably on felonies. :O

They're evil here. They arrest people for felony vandalism for drawing in washable marker on the walls. >.>

I think a few people had to serve their punishment in the office. It got way to crowded in there.


I can imagine. Lol.
Epy94
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I promise these are true

i had this one crazy math teacher who's favorite line was "I hate you all equally". Well one day he put hate(insert infinity sign here) up on the board. We had a sub a little while later who started getting mad at the class for writing that on the board. but when we explained our teacher wrote it he just laughed...

Another time in middle school we got this really bad sub who for no reason tried to send a kid to the deans office for not wearing a light blue collar shirt and khaki colored pants like they do at Columbus school... this happened during fifth period. we still can't figure out why it took him so long to notice.

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