... I realized that all the contestants from Robot Wars got out their robots and started chasing me with them, running like a Kenyan, I bolted out of their, ripping the rope because I was so scared. The robots I found out, had a 30 minute battery power, to get away I decided to...
call my brother to come pick me up. while i was waiting i pulled a banana out of my pocket and eated it. then i realized all the robots had frozen becuz they were under a trance. it seemed like wherever i moved the banana they followed. i put the banana.....
i like shiny things. some people would say its a disorder but i dont think so. then the upside down fan sort of exploded and the banana went bye bye. all the robots went berzerk and started singing "why cant we be friends?" then michael jackson came out and said...."
Sorry about the above one, I was looking at the end of page one. "I noticed that i forgot about the time i went to the tanning salon and spray painted myself black to know what it feels like, the KKK saw me and I...
