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leo99rules
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I have nothing to do on AG today so, just list the worst ones you have seen. Share stories if you want.

Here is my list

"Your Mum (I'm Australian)"
"Your Dad"
"No... IT WAS A BLUE ELEPHANT"
"Someone with your great intelligence could not possibly distinguish the difference between red and blue...wait, did I say that right."
"I TELL YA THERES A 6 IN JOHN"
"So what?"
"OMG I am 1337 I deserve order lolz" (Someone said this in real life)

Please make sure yours are true...unlike mine.

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EnterOrion
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"Your face"


no u
Graham
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Graham
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"You did (verb)"
"No I did!"

"You know what?"
"I don't know what!"

leo99rules
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[quote]"Your face"


no u[/quote]

Ok now I get it. WIN.
EnterOrion
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I was on Omegle earlier today and...

Person: hello sunshine!
Me: Call me sunshine again and I'll rip out your heart.
Person: gosh why so mad rainy

It was funny.

XVERB
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"This isn't working!"
"You're not working!"


not really a come back. just something to say when you want to piss someone off. funny tho
Joshman1444
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"This isn't working!"
"You're not working!"

not really a come back. just something to say when you want to piss someone off. funny tho

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Joshman1444
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OH crap that was supposed to be an image...
Uhhh just ignore it.

Joshman1444
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"This isn't working!"
"You're not working!"


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Derp
Wyuen
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Wyuen
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Superwog tells you the best insults and the worst comeback. The best comeback is:

Watahead! (In captial letters)

delossantosj
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you could always go with the calssic "you're mom goes to college".

ex: person- wtf why did u just kick me in the nuts?!!
you-YOURE MOM GOES TO COLLEGE

my friend does that all the time and cracks me up

sourwhatup2
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I was on Omegle earlier today and...


Very fun chat if your bored
Evilginger
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The worst fail is ur mum.

Me "Shut up"
Person "Ur mums a shut up"

I was like wtf rotard!!!

Pazx
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For me it always goes:

*argument*
"Your face"
"Your mum"

And you have to just say "no u". Nothing else.


Fail against "Your mum"
Ernie15
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you could always go with the calssic "you're mom goes to college".


First of all, it's "your mom", not "you're mom". Second, give Kip Dynamite his line back.
MrTrogable
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Me: YOU SUCK!
My sister: your mom!
Me:..yeah what about her..

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