AGS Steam Games

Forums → The Tavern → Worst comeback ever

64 9286
leo99rules
offline
leo99rules
2,765 posts
Nomad

I have nothing to do on AG today so, just list the worst ones you have seen. Share stories if you want.

Here is my list

"Your Mum (I'm Australian)"
"Your Dad"
"No... IT WAS A BLUE ELEPHANT"
"Someone with your great intelligence could not possibly distinguish the difference between red and blue...wait, did I say that right."
"I TELL YA THERES A 6 IN JOHN"
"So what?"
"OMG I am 1337 I deserve order lolz" (Someone said this in real life)

Please make sure yours are true...unlike mine.

  • 64 Replies
trevboy98
offline
trevboy98
60 posts
Nomad

George's Comeback

" Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"

ha ha

Termi
offline
Termi
157 posts
Nomad

Well the jerk store called. They're running out of you!


Thats what she said!

And also:
Sister- You are an Ahole
Me- Your mothers an Ahole
Siter- We share same mother?
Me- Laughing hard!
Ernie15
offline
Ernie15
13,344 posts
Bard

" Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"


"What's it matter?" You're their all-time best seller!"
2014631
offline
2014631
1,855 posts
Nomad

me: hi
mean person with bad comebacks: poop
me: DONT HURT MY FEELINGS! *stabs mean person*

XSilentPhantomX
offline
XSilentPhantomX
715 posts
Nomad

worst comeback... definetly looking at somebody and saying quare to their face, "that was the worst comeback." man i just knock myself silly XD (not really, i'm no emo)

valkery
offline
valkery
1,255 posts
Nomad

Worst comeback? This one takes the cake:

Just try and make me!

leo99rules
offline
leo99rules
2,765 posts
Nomad

So, far the best comebacks in this thread is..

"Your mom"
"That's what she said"
"No you"

Just try and make me!


NO U
Crashman222
offline
Crashman222
355 posts
Nomad

i have a hilarius one;
Me: u suck at this game
Friend: no u suck
me:thats not what your mom saids
Friend;Wtf did u do to my game u crashed it
Me: no u
Friend: i havent even touched it?!?!
Me; thats what she said!!!


Haha that really happened when i was over at my friends house

Kyouzou
offline
Kyouzou
5,061 posts
Jester

This one's pretty funny...

Just to be clear we were at Kings Dominion (theme park)

Girl: God that was so rough my insides hurt

thirty assorted people: That what she said!

Pacmanpwner
offline
Pacmanpwner
181 posts
Nomad

Me: dang dude, your so annoying.
Him: Your face!
Me: wat is that supposed to mean?
Him: it means your face stupid person!
Me: wow your retarted.
Him: Your mom!
Me: *walks away*

adios194
offline
adios194
818 posts
Nomad

Here's one from a forum a while back.
Person 1:Seriously, way to be a douchebag!
Person 2:Seriously, find your own comeback.
Person 1:Seriously, way to be a douchebag!

MrPockets
offline
MrPockets
397 posts
Peasant

I know you are but what am I.

I am rubber you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks on you.

delossantosj
offline
delossantosj
6,672 posts
Nomad

oh then theres that harmless insult that just completly makes the other person think ure dumb as hell.

like: you square!

aknerd
offline
aknerd
1,416 posts
Peasant

That what she said!

I like to change it up every now and then:

Person: Man, I am so sore today...
Me: Thats what you said!
Person: What? Do you mean "that's what she said?"
Me: But she didn't say that. You did.
Person: I know, but that's not how it works.
Me: That's what you said.
Person: omg.
delossantosj
offline
delossantosj
6,672 posts
Nomad

i think this wins the best thread everr award

Showing 46-60 of 64