write a short story and try to do EVERYTHING wrong =] example
wen i wuz seven yers old i sauu a buni xn the strEt: the buni hoped al the wa down the strEt: the buni had wite. suft fer that was cute: i wish u could;v sen him caus i tink u would;v likeed 2 sea him!
its REALLY hard to misspell and make grammar so bad on purpose! that took me 3 minutes to type when doing it normaly would take me less then 20-30 seconds.
What grade are we talking about here? Honestly, there are so many better ways to make a teacher angry, but the consequences are not just simple detentions.
i've been trying to get my whole class to just not do anything for once. Just one day walk into english class and not even bring binders. Not even a pencil and just stare into space as she tries to get our attention. She would get really ticked but no one is brave enough to do it with me... ) :
Anyway, you could come in before class and then put random things all over the boards so that when she/he comes in you can have a good laugh while he/she erases it.
From what I hear about LA, you don't want to make anybody angry, because they'd probably pull out a gun and shoot you! Or they might give you a biscuit. Don't trust 'em, though, because they're unpredictable!