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Fourhand
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Are Chuck Norris jokes funny or just stupid?
I think that most of them are just hilarious when you first hear them, like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" or "children put on Superman Pajamas, Superman puts on Chuck Norris Pajamas" "the Boogeyman is afraid of Chuck Norris" etc. Your opinions are welcome, and yes, we all know Bruce Lee could kill Chuck Norris if Bruce was still alive.

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Zanto_zsnes
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Yeah they are funny, when you hear them for 3rd time, it's just not that funny or enchanted anymore... "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is", "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... .. . Twice".

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Yeah, the jokes are fun. I agree with both of you, it's always funny when you hear it the first time, after that, it's not the same.
Here you can find all the jokes about Chuck Norris.

valkery
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It is true that Chuck Norris jokes get on my nerves after the first twenty times, but I still make them up! | )

Zophia
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Wow, a Chuck Norris related thread that I don't have to lock on sight. That's a first. O.o

Personally, I'm really tired of 'em. They were fun for like the first week after I started hearing them, and checked the site out. After that they began seeming pretty dumb, to put it mildly...

And then of course the threads that asked people to post them, those almost made me outright hate 'em...

Wyuen
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Chuck Norris grew a beard to hide the scar of a kick by Bruce Lee.

dcnate311
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haha there funny but can get old but my fav is chuck norris isnt scared of the dark the dark is scared of him

Obliterate131
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9u-MaNNDnU&feature=related]
This is what happens if u anger Chuck Norris LoL >.>

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woops sorry about that "link"

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Obliterate's link.

Are Chuck Norris jokes funny or just stupid?
I think that most of them are just hilarious when you first hear them, like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" or "children put on Superman Pajamas, Superman puts on Chuck Norris Pajamas" "the Boogeyman is afraid of Chuck Norris" etc. Your opinions are welcome, and yes, we all know Bruce Lee could kill Chuck Norris if Bruce was still alive.


I think Chuck Norris' jokes are funny when fresh, but get tiresome.
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i agree with pretty much everyone else, this is how it goes,
First time: lol
Second time: hahah
Third time: ha...ha...ha?
Fourth time: shutup. now.

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i only will laugh at chuck norris jokes if i have heard them maybe 1-2 times. after that i just put on a serious face and tell them i have heard that one before.

Zanto_zsnes
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Me too!
*lends Verb a cookie*

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my faves are "chuck norris can divide by zero" "chuck norris can delete the recycle" and "chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird"

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