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Ernie15
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We all know that there are names out there that you'd just never want to have as your own. Names that make you laugh inside when you hear them.

Well, don't be afraid to put those names here! Just don't do it as an excuse to flame or offend people, because that's not the reason this was created. And don't purposely offend cultural names, either.

I'd never want to be called Herman. That's a pretty silly name if you ask me. And Errol, and Irving.

(ironic that this is being created by someone named Ernest)

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Elitemagical
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In World War II one guy who worked on the project to construct the first RADAR was called Sir Cockburn as far as I know. I lol'd.

adios194
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I'd never want to be called Herman

Not the best name, but The Hermans Hermit's are one of my favorite bands. There was this one kid I went to school with named Lemonjello. (La-monn-ja-lo)
sirfrank
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i met a guy named strange it was weird calling him that

Milos
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Sir Cockburn


xD

There's a guy on college whose last name is Kurtoncic. Translated to English that would sound something like McCondom. You gotta laugh when you hear that, although I feel sorry for the fellow I would like to know the origin of his surname.
Matty360
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Englebert Humperdink.
That gets me every time ;,)

madgamer131
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Sir Cockburn

hahaha there was a kid at the pool i worked at last summer (he was one of the maintenance guys) told one of the desk girls who take phone calls and such that his name was Xavier Cockburn and she completely believed him. one day he burst into the back room where everybody sat and exclaimed "if Julie asks for Xavier, it's me" haha that kid was awesome. plus the girls still thinks its actually his name
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Donald... thats just silly... oh wait, crap!!! thats my name! :O lol

MrMiffles
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Mrmiffles does not like the name, "Theodore" for reasons he shall keep to himself.

delossantosj
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richard cream would be a funny name to have lol

Kyouzou
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Glasscock a cashier at a department store I went to once had that last name, I took me a while too stop laughing about that. Another one is Biff I'm sorry but that's is a ridiculous name in my opinion.

Graham
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on family guy they paradied John Handcock's name.

Washington calling off: "John FootPenis?"
John: "It's Handcock now!"
Washington: "Why?"
John: "Mind your own business!"

Samuslover99
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ok, one name i wouldnt want to have is
adolf hitler

Samuslover99
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i did not mean to offend anyone by doing that
sorry for double post

Ernie15
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on family guy they paradied John Handcock's name.


It's just Hancock. There's no "d". xD

"Nimrod" is a weird one. Hopefully, nobody here has that name, but if they do, I apologize on more than one level.
MrMiffles
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Washington calling off: "John FootPenis?"
John: "It's Handcock now!"
Washington: "Why?"
John: "Mind your own business!"

Mrmiffles saw that episode, and he could not stop laughing...
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